“Apa Sudah Blog Kau Tu, Ah?”

My bestfriend rang me up.

Her: Pi mana kau ilang oo…Apa pasal senyap betul?

Me: (*Laughs). Manada senyap oo. Sia sama juga bising2 ba sini. Kau yang senyap.

Her: Manada sia yang senyap. Kau yang senyap. Hairan sia pi mana kau tiba2 hilang. And then terus2 lagi ketawa tu ba.

Me: *Laughs. Bah, sepa suruh kau start saja pun sudah tanya “Pigi mana kau ilang?”. Hahahahaha. Hello pun nda sempat ni ba. Aiks, remember I asked you about the Kapersky tu ari, sampai sekarang ba teda reply. Nahh nahh…sepa yang senyap sekarang ni?

Her: Oh ya kaaa…that one! *Laughs. True, true. Itu Kapersky cover semua tu Trojan la ba tu. Lupa pula sia mau reply tu hari.

Me: Hehehehe. Actually, I got the answer oredi ba. That’s why I didn’t wait for your reply. Sia tau kau bz gila. And one more, sorry I didn’t have the time to update our website. So BUSYYYY lah sekarang ni. Maybe I forgot the password sudah that.

Her: Nevermind ba tu. Sia paham juga. Sia pun manada masa mau visit tu web kita. Eh, Apa sudah blog kau tu ah?

Me: Blog? Manada blog sudah. That one yang lama tu I didn’t update lagi la. Malas sudah. “TEDA MASA”. (*Berabis ketawa dalam hati).

Her: Ya kaaa? Alaaa…sayangnya sia nda sempat2 visit blog kau tu. Kalau nda, dapat jua baca2.

Me: Ya baa…too bad. (*Ketawa dalam hati lagi)

Then the conversation went on and on…sampailah sia nda sampai hati mau terus cover.

Me: Ehmm…OK!! Actually I have a new blog ba.

Her: Ha? Ya ka? Apa address??

Me: I cannot tell you laaa…It’s a blog written by anonymous writer. If you just visit the blog, you cannot tell it’s me because I’m using my online identity. So if you are really a blog fan, if you surf much enough and read enough, you might come across my humble blog. It has loadsa2 everyday stories. Ya know, the way I like to write. I keep it anonymous because I want to have the freedom to write about anything, without prejudice ba tu. Because that’s the most convenient way of doing it.

Her: Ohh, mcm tu ka. Then how can I know it’s your blog or not?

Me: Aiks, so kau nda payah tau la ba itu blog sia punya ka inda. Kalau kau suka baca, then just carry on reading la ba. Tidak payah mau tau sepa yang tulis. Most of my readers pun mcm tu. They come to read without knowing who I am.

Her: Ohh..I see. Bah, apa sudah nick kau sana tu ahh?

Me: Doiii dogoo tanak tii. Antara benda yang sia paling tidak buli kasitau pula yang kau tanya ahhh. (*Berabis ketawa)

Her: (*Laughs) You know me. I like it straight to the point. Hehehehehe. Gotcha!

Me: Cannot tell la. I think you don’t have time reading juga that. But just in case you have time to read the blogs, have fun reading la kio. Bah nantilah we steal some time to meet during at lunch. Nanti I go to your place mcm tu hari.

Her: Oki doki…

Conclusion: My blog is still safe from my real life friends. Pheww!

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Note: I know it’s quite strange. But I will do what I like doing, in the most comfortable manner. Asalkan jangan saja perkara yang sia buat tu akan menyusahkan orang lain. Setakat ini, blog sia ni hanya “menyusahkah” diri sia sendiri saja sebab sia selalu steal time untuk tulis and post, and then menyusahkah readers sia juga yang terpaksa mau guna tenaga mau baca bahasa sia yang bikin paning. (Pssttt…Whispers: Kadang2 sia pun paning bila baca balik, especially yang sia tulis melayu. *Lols. Hahahahahahahahaahahahah)

Have fun everyone!