In The Same-Sex World Of Their Own

The scenario of someone attracted to the same sex person is not that unheard anymore. We speak too much of gays and lesbian and homosexuals and what not. I have written about this topic before. I said We shouldn’t blame them. They DON’T want that to happen too if they can do it the normal way. I said that No one would pick to fall in love with someone from the same sex. But now I am not sure if I still agree with that statement. Are you sure that people don’t do it For Fun? Are you sure that the Same-Sex attraction is not to be blamed on genetic or anything natural? Why it becomes like A Trend? Why does it start to sound like Experimental? Or Adventure? Seriously. I think this scenario is worsening.

Are you surprised when I say that the common reason why people who are not born lesbians/gays become one because they fail to have a proper relationship with a partner from the opposite sex?

Is it acceptable to you when those who lose faith in the opposite sex might just turn to the same sex to get the dose of affection and attention? So is Heartache an enough reason to be One Of Them in this same sex sexuality world? It’s definitely easier. I know one girl who had it enough with guys. From being sexually abused when she was a child to failed relationships with different guys. She quit hoping for a better man. She then tries out with some tomboy and simply share bed with the knowledge of the parents since that they thought it was innocent. I know it’s not as innocent as her parents think. This girl is still very young to know her conducts. From the way she talked about becoming a lesbian, I can tell she’s very enlightened to become one and very much into the sexual too. Becoming a lesbian looks like a fun option to her. You go out with a female. You can share bed without your parents questioning so much. You can have fun all you like without the risk of getting pregnant. If you ask her if she is born with the tendency to be romantically involved with the same sex, she has a clear answer. But now SHE CHOOSES to try out same sex relationship because of the heartache. Now you see that if this can happen to her, a similar thing can happen to many girls out there. I just want to let you guys see how this is becoming like a trend. For many reasons, when the girls fail to have a proper relationship with a guy, they make this Same Sex relationship as an option. I have read the same thing from men. When they are frustrated with the opposite gender, they turn to the same gender. Can we just let this thing happen and make this world go berserk?

I’m not here to give the verdict or to try and correct anything. It’s your sexuality, it’s your freedom. If you’re cursed with the tendency to only get attracted with the same sex, maybe there’s not much u can do. But in the case when you make this same sex relationship an experiment or escapade, nobody can tell u otherwise because u have the power to your own life and body. The only thing I’m concerned is when you do it because you lose faith in love. I think it’s such a weak reason to becoming another freak of the same sex world. I think that you’re making your life more complicated that way. If things don’t work out, relax and enjoy your singleness. Why the rush? Love will happen again when it’s time. You people make the rest of them think that this world is short of love and compatible people that you can share proper relationship with. It’s NOT true. My last line would be – If you can have a normal proper life, why choose to have it differently?

It doesn’t have to be more complicated than it already is :) Think about it.

Cakap2 Kaki Lima

Inilah conversation yang mungkin terjadi juga di zaman dulu kala, tapi ada jarang sikit. Tau la bahasa orang2 sekarang ni semakin “nda cukup kain” *Lols.

Tadi, I singgah di satu gerai jual kuih muih. Then that penjual nampak a guy, jalan dengan budak. Penjual tu cakap la, “Anak kau ka?” I saw muka lelaki tu macam lain macam ja lepas dia dengar macam tu. Dia cakap, “Nda lah. Belum kawin pun ni.” Then penjual tu cakap lagi, “Aik, jadi sepa yg kawin hari tu?” Then lelaki tu jawab, “Itu abang sia la, kak.” Then penjual tu cakap, “Jadi kau bila lagi ni?” Then lelaki tu jawab, “Alaa, ada tunang juga ba kak. Ntah la bila ni.” Penjual tu terus menjawab, “Jangan tunggu lama2, nanti BASI.” Then lelaki tu cakap, “Alaa kakk…sudah biasa “pakai” juga…” sambil dia selamba jalan meninggalkan gerai tu. Selamba gila.

256: ???!!! <---blank ni anak…kesiannnn… (Hahahahahahahaahaha)

Dalam hati si 256 cakap macam ni… “Kalau benda macam ni dorang cakap di kaki lima, apa pula yg dorang akan cakap kalau dalam kelambu ya?” Ishh ish ishhh...dasyat betulll...

*giggles

Part II: The Value Of A Man

Check out the Part I for this post.

WARNING: This page is considered 18SX. It's advisable that you must have a good moral ground before you proceed.

Here’s a story that tells a lot.

This man is a married man, with 4 kids. His first child is reaching 20 years in a year or two. Imagine how long he has started to become a father. Being a government servant who seldom shows up in the office, he definitely is one type who are lucky to get the job but never grateful. He definitely fails as a worker. Luckily, his wife is working too. This man is dating my friend (she’s the Toxic Lady, refer to my older post). My friend has an obsession of going out with married men, because she was told by a fortune teller back in Thailand that she is destined with a married man. After hopping from one married man to another, she finally stuck with the Worst on the list. This man definitely breaks all the records. Almost unheard and unthinkable. Read on.

Affair this guy with my friend bukan rahsia lagi. Sebab benda ni sudah bertahan lebih dari 3 tahun. This toxic lady has a bad mission. Dia mau wreak marriage ini lelaki dan ikat that lelaki to be her man. Although this man is actually good for nothing, the toxic lady decides that dia tidak peduli tu semua. She announces that dia tidak perlukan lelaki untuk jadi leader or untuk tanggung dia. She only needs a man to be a bed partner, and according to her, this man memang very good in bed. Please take note that I don’t call her the Toxic Lady for nothing, okay? Now you know why I have taken out her name from my friendlist. She’s totally wild and out of this world. Walaupun dia anak orang berduit dan ada nama, she has a respectable career and luxury life, sepa sangka yang she still choose to be a “beggar” in love. Dia tidak peduli itu lelaki ada anak2. Yang dia tau, this 4$$hol3 memang not even good as a father to begin with. Not to mention, a good husband. He totally sucks in all his roles. She can take advantage and just try and sweep him away to be her “legal” companion,

Bila wife dia tau pasal affair husband dia ni, dia sudah pikir masak2 dan decides yang dia tidak boleh ubah anything. Mungkin dia pun pasrah yang husband dia tu betul2 S*x addict yang tidak boleh ditangani lagi. Dia lagi tau sebab that man is her husband. So untuk divorce pun teda guna. Anak pun semakin meningkat dewasa. Akhirnya pertimbangan sebagai seorang dewasa tu sangat2 diperlukan. Mau tidak mau, dia ketepikan harga diri dia dan TERIMA saja apa laki dia buat. As long as the husband still comes home and be the father to their children. Apa dia mau buat di luar, lantak la. The worst thing yang dia buat untuk lepaskan kemarahan dia tu adalah be on the phone with the toxic lady. Then jadilah conversation yg totally uncivilized between them. Keluar semua kata2 makian dan sumpahan. The worst thing adalah they actually bergaduh and compete about Who actually please the man better in bed!!!! Sia sendiri pun almost choked bila sia dengar cerita ni. Sia tidak sangka orang yg berpelajaran tu pun boleh cakap benda2 macam tu. Sillynya untuk sia rasa hairan. Itu sia belum kira lagi berapa banyak married men yang hidupnya jadi tunggang langgang oleh sebab dia. Those men yang pikir mau one nite stand saja, but terkena dengan si Toxic lady ni – kena kejar sampai lubang cacing. Nyaris2 rumahtangga dorang hancur just because they thought this Toxic lady is just another brainless p*s**. You guys pikir balik apa yang your d*ck does for you la. Mau tunggu sampai u kena roll kereta baru mau sedar?? (Woo….tulung kipas lu si 256 nii… *Lols)

Yang lebih teruknya, masa dia sudah start together with this toxic lady, that guy tetap mencari peluang mau scr*w other girls. And dia cakap terang2 dengan that toxic lady. The last one yang kami tau, he said to her he was looking forward to scr*w this 16 years old schoolgirl, just to prove is that young girl is still virgin or not. That girl yang dia pok tu pun lagi muda dari anak sulung dia, and maybe sama umur dengan salah satu dari anak dia. Can you imagine that? You pikir sendiri tamadun apa yg dia pakai. And this toxic lady sudah sign untuk diri dia jadi s*X machine yang Tiada perasaan untuk dijaga. She’s officially making herself the dumbA$$ of the Eve generation because that guy anggap dia macam “barang”. Kalau ada guna, baru cari. Kalau teda duit baru cari. Kalau mau “itu”, baru cari.

But apa pun, lelaki sorang ni betul2 pecah rekod. Tidak cukup dengan apa yang sudah dia buat, baru2 tu the Toxic lady found out that the man also scr*wed her own enemy, iaitu workmate dia yang memang musuh tradisi. Biarpun that woman is also married. Ini lah ceritanya kalau sudah berjumpa di kalangan ‘mereka2”. Akan keluarlah cerita yang akan buat kepala kamu meletup. Totally unthinkable.

Early this year, the toxic lady did something very silly. Her last resort untuk tame the wild guy is by letting herself get pregnant. She finally got pregnant of the guy’s child. She thought hati lelaki tu akan lembut dan sanggup tinggalkan keluarga dia and marry her. You guys know apa that lelaki cakap? “Kasi gugur tu anak. Sia tidak mau tu anak.” And then masa dia pegi clinic to get the procedure done, and inside the car, the guy bukan main senyum lebar. “Nasibbb baik…” Perasaan terlalu lega (“I just killed an unwanted human?”) Tidak cukup dengan pre-marital sex, and then suka2 getting planned pregnancy dengan lelaki yg bukan husband sendiri, I don’t know apa lagi mau cakap. Memang Toxic lady tu banyak silap juga. Tapi sebagai seorang lelaki, you are expected to be a leader kan? Kalau jumpa orang sesat, kamu mau sesatkan lagi? Di sini la letakkan pertimbangan kamu sebagai lelaki. Ada bangkai depan mata, mestikah kamu take advantage dari kekurangan perempuan macam si Toxic lady tu? Kalau kamu betul2 lelaki yang “Ada Value”, sia berani cakap dengan kamu yang kamu TIDAK akan dibawa oleh arus kesesatan tu. Jangan kamurang lupa yang dia ni husband orang, ada 4 anak yang panggil dia Bapa. Kenapa masih tidak tau apa2 pasal mau handle life ni? Dia punya tabiat buruk tidak mengenal siapa. Biarlah dia tu musuh girlfriend dia ka, or saudara bini dia ka, or anak buah kawan dia ka, kalau dia ada chance, dia akan sambar. Apa punya jenis lelaki ni? Ini lah contoh lelaki yang betul2 pikir guna d*ck dia. Sorry to say. Kalau dia pakai otak, sia tidak percaya ada org sanggup hidup mcm ni.

The other day, when I was on the phone with my bestfriend. We talked about kawan kami yang sudah sangat jauh tersesat ni. Now it’s like waiting What’s Next from her. Apa pun, sia bukan mau backup my friend ni. Sia sudah disown dia as my own friend, despite knowing her since we are 16 lagi. Bukan alang2 untuk sia simply mau disown kawan sia sendiri yang sudah lalui macam2 benda sama2. Sia terpaksa korbankan semua good points dia sebab cara hidup dia yang betul2 tersasar. Walaupun sia tau dia punya approach memang totally immoral, but I know dalam hati dia, dia mencari cinta. Dia mau disayangi. What to do if she’s not happy enough and grateful dengan family dia. Tapi she only wants a man untuk love dia, sayang seikhlasnya. But memang dia sangat susah mau jumpa. So at least she finds a man who can fill the blank space in her life. Dan untuk capai tu, dia tau kelemahan lelaki. Dia guna badan dia untuk dapat kasih sayang lelaki. Walaupun sudah entah berapa kali approach dia silap, berapa kali dia menangis dan diperbodohkan, dia tidak pandai serik. Yang dia tau, lelaki confirm akan datang tempat dia kalau dia offer apa yang dorang mau. In this case, I pity you guys if you let your other head do the thinking. Bukan salah kami kalau You Men tidak tau camana mau kawal nafsu. Gara2 nafsu kamu, keluarga kamu akan musnah. Gara2 nafsu kamu, reputasi kamu akan jatuh. Gara2 nafsu kamu, kamu akan kehilangan VALUE kamu sebagai seorang lelaki. I said that word to my bestfriend. “This guy totally Tiada Value. If derived to price tag, RM 0 ba. Totally No Value.”

Finally, sia masuk point utama kepada topik ini. What Is The Value of A Man?

Actually, we women tau yang kami tidak dapat harap lebih2 sangat daripada kamu. Kamu sendiri bagitau kami yang kamu akan menduakan kami in one way or another. Kami sendiri nampak dan tau macamana you guys are mostly lust-driven. Kami mau nangis pun teda guna, mau ketawa lagi la teda guna. Sebab mangsanya teda lain dan teda bukan, adalah perempuan juga. Kita mau judge pun susah cos dosa pahala tu urusan Tuhan. Cuma apa yang sia boleh simpulkan sebagai seorang perempuan, semua kejadian2 yang haru biru ni yang akhirnya membolehkan sia meletak NILAI pada seorang lelaki.

Kalau kamu semua macam tu, akibat nature kamu. Then we women kena berlaku adil dalam hal ini. Since that you guys are so helpless when the other head are getting “bigger” than the real head, then mungkin kita cerita macam ni saja la.

Sekurang2nya, macamana pun kamu punya hormon memang tinggi daripada lelaki normal, or kamu ada tarikan yang makes the girls glued to you, and kamu ada duit untuk afford lifestyle yang begitu, KAMU MESTI at least hidup dengan ada prinsip. PRINSIP is a big word to me. Macamana pun nafsu kamu tu tidak terkawal, kamu MUST ada rules yang kamu tidak boleh break. Kalau kamu kerja, kerja betul2. Jangan asyik pikir mau pok silap kawan2 ofis kamu yg seksi2 tu. Kalau sehamsap mana pun kamu, peranan sebagai abang kepada adik2 kamu tu tetap diutamakan. Biarlah kalau kamu terpaksa miss that chance untuk pok silap one lady, tanggungjawab kamu tetap di atas itu semua. Kalau kamu sudah kawin, kamu mesti utamakan anak bini kamu. Biar pun kamu terpaksa hilang kawan. Yes…sampai begitu sekali. Ini adalah rules yang UNBREAKABLE. Nothing should come above TANGGUNGJAWAB kamu. Kalau kamu ada anak, kamu ajar anak kamu betul2 untuk ke jalan kebaikan, biarpun kamu tu pun bukanlah sebaik mana. Kalau kamu seorang guru, kamu mesti concentrate on ajar student kamu biarpun student kamu tu sangat cute dan seksi. Kalau kamu dengan kawan2 perempuan kamu, kamu jangan sekali2 simpan niat buruk – “Manatau dia pok one nite stand dengan dia ni”. Orang percaya sama kamu, biar la dia tu hot hotchie lady ka, or what…kamu kena obey kepercayaan orang sama kamu. Ini yang sia maksudkan dengan hidup yang berprinsip. Biarpun kamu cakap kamu cuma lelaki biasa, tapi INI yang akan membezakan kamu dengan lelaki2 lain. Sebab hal2 begini lah yang meletakkan value atas diri kamu. Kamu akan ketepikan kelemahan kamu sebagai lelaki, sebab ada benda2 lain yang lagi penting daripada nafsu kamu. Senang cerita la. Lelaki yang ada pegangan adalah lelaki yang ada value di mata kami.

Contoh cerita di atas tu—adalah cerita tentang lelaki yg TOTALLY LOST IT. I told my bestfriend, if lelaki macam ni tiba2 vanish dari this earth, this earth sikit pun tidak rugi. That’s rude I know. Tapi dia sudah membuat pelanggaran hukum yang sangat2 terlampau. Hidup yang TIADA ARAH. Tiada Prinsip. Dia main hantam keromoh saja asal nafsu dia puas. Tapi u guys kena ingat. That Nafsu yang u guys mau kasi puas tu TIDAK akan pernah puas pun. Ini barang hanya akan lead u to kehancuran saja. Bagus lagi u guys pause and renung baru IF it’s worth it, or not. Sia betul2 kesian dengan org macam ni. Biarpun hidup ini cuma sementara, tidak semestinya kita guna tubuh badan kita ni dengan tidak berhemah. Sampaikan tidak peduli soal maruah dan harga diri. Biarpun kamu lelaki, kamu jangan pikir yang kamu ada lesen untuk scr*w around. Tidak payah cakap pasal hal dosa dan pahala. Kita semua pun ada dosa. Tapi it’s so unforgivable untuk live hidup ni tanpa peraturan dan prinsip. Sia2 la kita kena bagi apa yang telah dibagi pada kita. It’s umpama layang2 yang simply fly away ikut ke mana angin bawa dia. So you guys imagine la betapa tersasarnya tamadun yg kita bangga2kan ni. Sampaikan buli jadi kes Haruan makan anak. Why guys, why?

Actually…if benda ni pahit untuk ditelan, u imagine how worse it is for us women. Kami lagi banyak bebanan untuk ditanggung. Kami tidak payah jadi seteruk kamu untuk dapat mcm2 tohmahan. Setiap langkah kami semua dinilai. Cara kami berpakaian. Cara kami cakap. Orang belum tau lagi perangai kami sedalam-dalamnya, but already people are judging us, especially the Men, of course. Kana cakap pisau cukur la, slut lah, bitch la, Whoaaa…! Macam2 lagi lah! Jadi kalau kita terpaksa main banding2, actually cabaran kamu tidaklah seberat mana pun. Itu yang makes us women wondering…If ini pun kamu tidak boleh buat, apa lagi yang kamu boleh buat?

Tidak kisah la kamu handsome ka, cunning ka, macho ka, tegap ka – itu semua hal2 fizikal yang mengaburi mata ja. At the end of the day, if kamu hidup cuma berlandaskan nafsu, tanpa pegangan dan prinsip – It's totally denying the values sebagai human being yang bijak dan ada akal fikiran. Totally wasting semua pemberian. Unless you guys tidak kisah, it’s okay la . Just live with it. But untuk sia, hidup cuma sekali. Apa salahnya fight habis2 untuk dapat dapat yang terbaik. Untuk dapat yang terbaik ni, biasanya nda mudah. Kena sacrifice sikit. Tapi, NAFSU kita ni antara cabaran terbesar. Persoalan sudah terjawab. If you guys wondering, apa quality kamu yang makes you stand out? The girls pun mungkin tidak sedar hal ni lagi. Tapi akhirnya, dorang pun mengaku bahawa…It’s YOUR VALUE as a man yang dorang cari tu :)

Do You Have It? :)

Part I: The Value Of A Man

Men – You guys are born with physical strength that women don’t have. This strength pairs with the simpler mind that can think much clearly in difficult situations. Plus, with necessary wisdom, you guys are expected to make decisions that can make things better. That’s why you are expected to be a leader. You guys are born to Take Charge and be the protector, shelter and comforting arms for your loved ones. Imagine, if you guys can’t be all that, What Else can we expect from you?

But the world is getting older. We are not that naïve anymore. Men are in fact the major contributors of the crime statistics. Violence– abuse on women and kids of any kind, even at home where the root of family institution should stand strong. Any kind of emotional, mental and physical abuse that the female can try to withstand. You Men … the same creatures that do the selling and laundering of women – just to dedicate it to your own species. You Men, are the same creatures that molested and raped the women that you don’t deserve and still have the ways to blame the women back. You Men, are the same creatures that sweet-talked and promised the ladies the world, just for those promises to be broken afterwards. You Men, the same creatures keep a few mistresses or another wife or two, without the knowledge of the lady you legally married. You Men, the same creatures that claim that you guys can only love us so much, but still, “1 woman is never enough” – And you claim that you guys are born with desires and needs that need to be satisfied and because of that, “Don’t blame us for this nature.” That we must understand why you can’t say No to all the other ladies whose last name you don’t even know. You tell us that this has nothing to do with love. We women didn’t understand how come you say that you love us, but still you have desires for other women and still claim that you only love us.

We women have hopes for you, Men. We have high hopes for you because of WHAT God created you to be. We believe that Men are not just born to be strong for Nothing. We believe that Men are not just born to be called a Leader, for nothing. As a matter of fact, the mightier you are, the higher our hopes are in you. The women hope that by the time they give birth to a baby boy, he’s going to be a good son. He’s going to be the protector of his little brothers and sisters. And soon, when he goes to school, he will be the class leader, leading his other friends to follow the school rules and disciplines. And be the example of the other friends – in attitudes and also in grades. Yes, that’s the women’s hope for you. And when that boy grows up to be a man, we women hope that you can be a young guy who knows his steps. Mix with the right friends and we hope that you guys can stay strong and not get dragged in unhealthy activities that are done by the teenagers who are not supported by a good family ground. We women don’t know if you are that strong to avoid yourself from bad influences. We don’t know. But we do have hopes for you that that strong arms of yours should come so well with a working brain. And we have concerns for you too. We are concerned if you get a little nasty with your jumping hormones that you might get yourself into troubles. We are concerned that one wrong step could cost you the rest of your life that has initially started so beautifully. We are so concerned about the possibilities that this life bring, give us NO assurance that anyone who starts well will also end up good and well.

And then you guys become adults; matured men with all the experiences and knowledge to add to your points. Here, it’s almost the same with having the ability to put your hand on this world, because with that freaking hands, you can make a difference. The world will have the limelight on you because here is when your real battle begins. We women can be that strong too. But we know you have the advantage because you have to deal with less discrimination and double standards. No one will question you if you are appointed to be a leader. You can go anywhere without having to worry that people trying to take advantage of you. You can mix with more people without too much concerned about your safety because you know you are strong enough to protect yourself. With these less constraints, please don’t question anymore WHY we women have hopes on you.

We hope that you can be a boss that can lead the company to success. We hope that you can make us the good workers under your supervision. As a friend, we hope that you can be a friend that can help us and respect our womanly right in your capacity. We hope that you are in the position to offer your time and energy for us, you will do it because you honour the word friendship. We hope that you respect us as a weaker counterparts and never take advantage of us.

And then when the love knocks your heart, this will add another fun journey to your life. We women hope that you can always be a good lover, as charming as you are when you first start to knock our hearts. We hope that we can build a relationship that is sincere and honest. And as fate would have it, when we become husband and wife, we hope that you can stay truthful to us and mean every vow that you say when we first got married. “For better and for worse, In Sickness and In Health, Till death to us part.” And when we have children, we do hope that you be the best father to these kids that are born from our loving union. We hope that together we will face the obstacles that life throws at us. We hope that we will stay strong together until the end of our lives.

Yes, despite all the hopes we have in you Men, we always know of this one weakness that you guys have. It’s so pity that you guys can be so good in many things, but it only takes a single weakness to bring you down. Suddenly it sounds like a joke, when Men are ruled by Lust. It’s the only thing that they can’t say No to. In a more harsh language, some women said that Men are easily ruled by “their second head” located below the waist. Tell us again that God is fair, or what. When the other head gets the better of them, they don’t even remember their freaking name. It’s in fact the reason that degrades the whole male generation. This is alone, the reason how you guys break our hearts so many different ways. Because of this, You Men simply lose your good judgment. Because of this, you would not mind losing your virtuous ways. Because of this, you Men can simply forget about the people you really love and care. Because of this ALONE…We don’t know if we CAN STILL PUT HOPES on you Men. The history told us that you gonna break our hearts countless ways if you don’t get hold of yourself.

We don’t know anymore if you can be that lover that we hope. We don’t even know anymore if you can be that husband that we hope. We sure don’t freaking know anymore if you can be that father that we hope. Today’s world told us that Men have the records of breaking ALL the rules. Even the case when a Grandpa or father who raped her own daughter/granddaughter is Not anymore an eye-opener. When you break the most sacred man’s role, We Don’t Know what else we can hope on you. We don’t even know if we even dare to hope at all..

To be continued...

Note: In Part II, I will tell you guys a story of a guy who make me want to write this post. And I will tell you guys WHAT is the value or a man. Wait for the second part :)

To Be In Someone's Wet Dream

Aha…this is the renewed version of this post. Because the one you read before, I only copy-paste from the original one I took from my old blog. Now, I write it again, much shorter and to the point. Okay, here we go.

I remember meeting my guyfriend one Thursday. This guy friend was on the phone with me everyday and we really enjoyed each other’s company. I even called him, My bestfriend – for months. We had a nice chat that few hours because it had been months since we met each other.

So, the next Monday, as usual, he called me from the office. “Ada sia mau kasitau kau. Sia mimpi kau semalam.” Then, as usual la, I joked, “O ya kah? Mataii. Apa la kunu sia buat dalam mimpi kau tu? Jangan ja sia buat inda tentu2 ah” Terus sia ketawa. “Huiyooo, punya mengancam kau dalam mimpi sia.” Terus automatik sia dapat tangkap sudah yang dia akan cakap barang “inda tentu” la tu. (Hahahahaha) “Uiii, apa sia buat oo? Capat kasitau!” Then dengan tidak malunya, dia describe. Dengan penuh emosi dan excitement. Nasib baik dia kawan baik sia, so sia buli ketawa mcm tu gila walaupun sia sebenarnya mau cover malu. This guyfriend described dengan teliti what he saw and what we did. In fact… it was way TOO DETAIL, sampaikan sia pun heran. Macam dia nampak wayang x-rated ja ni bah. Hahahahaha.

Dia cakap, macam tu benda betul2 terjadi ba. Sebab, when he woke up, “I’m wet.” Terus sia tekejut. “Haa?? Sampai begitu sekali ka?” Terus dia jawab, “Iya bah. Kawan sia ketuk ba pintu bilik sia, tanya sia apa sia buat, sebab dia dengar bunyi bising2 kan.” Lagi laaa sia heran. “Apa kes pula bunyi bising2 ni?” Sia cakap dalam hati ja. Macam ada ja ba nda kena sama cerita dia tu. U guys tau la sia ni kan, kuat menganalisa.

Lepas sia layan cerita dia tu, dia cakap sama sia, “Kau pasti ka teda singgah tempat sia semalam? Ada kau mimpi benda yang sama ka?” Terus sia ketawa. “Ui kau gila ka sia singgah tempat kau? Kau pikir dekat ka tu. Kalau ada tetinggal bra sia sana tu mungkin la kau ada bukti mau tuduh sia.” Haahahahahahahaahha. Sampat lagi ba sia buat lawak.

“Dalam mimpi tu kan, ada kau kasitau sia sesuatu. Yang kau ada mole di –certain part of your body-. Betul ka ada?” Nah, masa dia kasitau sia tu, sia mimang not sure ada mole ka tidak di bahagian badan sia tu, so hari tu juga sia check2, mimang betul ada. Tapi benda tu sia nda kasitau dia pada hari yang sama la. The next day baru sia bagitau dia.

Cuma selepas dia berabis-abis kasi describe mimpi dia tu, oleh kerana kemusykilan sia tu, sia cakap la…”Wait, ini mimpi kau ka kau punya imaginasi oo? Apa pasal terlampau detail juga ni? Mimpi begitu detail meh?” Terus sia ketawa ba berabis. Lain sudah tu suara kawan sia ba masa tu, macam malu ba dia punya nada suara. “Aik, kau nda pecaya ka sia mimpi? Jadi kau tuduh sia buat2 la ni cerita kan?” “Bukan sia tuduh kau buat cerita, but sia rasa MUNGKIN mimpi kau ni sudah bercampur sama imaginasi kau ba, jadi tu la pasal detail.” The fact yang dia terlepas cakap yang kawan dia ketuk pintu bilik dia sebab dia buat “bising” dan buli pula dia jawab sama kawan dia, “Oh bunyi computer ba tu.” --- inda heran ka tu? Melainkan “mimpi” dia ni adalah ketika sedar!!! Wahahahaahaha.

Macam ni laa. Kita pun bukan budak2 lagi. We know that benda2 macam ni mimang biasa berlaku. Sama ada dia mimpi ka, dia fantasize ka atau apa. Kita teda hak mau larang org mau pikir or imagine apa dorang suka. Walaupun kita buat benda nda tentu2 dalam pikiran dorang, sekurang-kurangnya, itu cuma dalam pikiran dorang. Nda jua ada affect sama kita. Dan dalam kes kawan2 lelaki yang kita percaya, selagi hubungan tu sihat dan ada batas, sekali sekala bergurau tu teda salahnya ba kan. Cuma kita paham2 sendiri saja la ba tu kalau dorang sudah begitu terbuka untuk share benda2 yang quite private mcm “wet dream” tu…alah, itu kan perkara org dewasa. Biasanya, dorang pun tinguk org juga. Kalau dorang rasa kau buli terima tu benda, baru dorang berani share. Kadang2 pakai gambar ja pun they can fantasize sampai ke negeri China tu. (*Lols). Kita nda jua buli buat apa2, cos naluri manusia tu mimang mcm tu. Ada2 ja. Kalau kau cakap, jangan imagine nda tentu2 pasal kau pun, bukan jua dorang dengar ba tu. Sama jua kepala otak dorang yang dorang dengar. Hahahahaha.

Sia teringat tu my other guy friend cakap sama sia. “Men Are Animals. They have animal desires.” Jadi, apa macam guys? Setuju ka? Korang mau mengaku ka korang tu ada animal desires? Hahahahahahaha.

Apa pun, apa2 hal pasal wet dream ni, sia rasa, paling bagus keep sendiri saja la. Lainla kalau mimang pasangan sendiri. Walaupun benda tu normal, org tu tidak payah pun tau ba. Takut2 kamu hilang kawan pula kalau terlampau open dengan gurau senda korang tu. So…masing2 saja paham la tu kan. Hehehe.

MY FUNNY CONVERSATION WITH A PAKAR SAKIT PUAN (18 SX)

I didn’t plan to write this one actually. But sia try saja draft la. Kalau kamu dapat baca juga akhirnya apa yg sia tulis ni, ertinya sia nekad sudah untuk publish. Okay, read the topic. First, it’s not what you’re thinking, ok? Itu Dr yang datang jalan2 tempat sia untuk cari location for a new branch for his clinic, and not me yg go jumpa him for consultation. Oleh kerana dia yang datang tanpa diundang, sia actually got byk FREE knowledge daripada dia, yg actually berharga beratus-ratus ringgit sudah tu kalau itu benda dikasitau untuk pesakit yg datang pi klinik dia. Macamana sia tau? Pasal dia yang cakap! *Lols. Dia almost joking minta bayar sama sia tu lepas cerita gitu lama sama sia. Sia balas dengan senyuman sinis yang membawa maksud, “Yeah, like I’m gonna pay you for a service I don’t ask” *Lols. "Hellooo...look where you're sitting! It's Your Clinic or My Office? Tu Dr tu cerita mcm2 benda yg memberikan kejutan elektrik sama sia… like apa benda yg dia buat di klinik; apa masalah pesakit yang paling byk…but since he’s a pakar sakit puan, kebanyakan problem yg dia handle adalah berkaitan sama masalah seksual la. Sia ni jenis yg mendengar ba so I don't mind, cuma sia rasa dia terlebih-lebih cerita pula. O ya, actually he’s also a sexual theraphist ba. He revealed to me:

1. Everyday, tidak lari 4 org yang datang untuk buat pengguguran. Most of them are BUDAK SEKOLAH. Pakai uniform lagi. Ada yang dibawa sendiri oleh mama dorang untuk kasi gugur.

I asked him…”You do something like that? Isn’t that illegal?” He answered, “Yes, I do it. I only want to help. Cos kesian ba the school kids. Sometimes it’s just a mistake to them and already they have to quit school and all that stuff. They should be given the chance to carry on living as a teenager, cos they only want to try sex for fun and they are too young to take precaution. Why punish them?” I just angguk saja. Sepa sia mau lawan doctor. Satu benda yang he always nasihat pesakit dia yang remaja tu…”If you guys want to do it, go ahead. But be careful, NEVER GET PREGNANT!” (Imagine! Ajaran sesat ka apa tu guys?) Takajut sia dengar dia nasihat mcm tu.

2. Satu lagi kes yang PALING NORMAL dia dapat adalah perempuan yg “tertinggal” sesuatu benda di dalam badan dorang. (You know what I mean). Masa dia kasitau sia tu…Sia punya mata terbeliak inda pecaya. “Gotta be kidding me”…”No, IT’S NORMAL!” cakap tu Doctor. Perkara yg mengejutkan bagi sia…benda2 yang tertinggal tu adalah di antara berikut:

a) Bateri – (I heard of this before, tapi sia pikir org joking saja) b) Baby Carrot (Itu doktor cakap, itu carrot terlampau rapuh jadi nda bagus kena guna. *Lols. Sia mau marah dia pun susah, nda mau marah pun susah. Mulut teda insuran betul) c) Kondom – Tidak terpikir langsung ba sebelum ni sampai la tu Dr cakap…again he said, “Hey, it’s NORMAL!” Dia cakap, ada yang sampai 3 kondom ba tertinggal sana (dan dorang tidak pun sedar!! Sampaikan dorang rasa sakit atau susah kencing, baru pigi minta check). Sia tekejut juga macamana buli jadi tu, but dia explain jg and bila sia dengar apa dia cakap, sia rasa logik juga. Tapi nda payah la sia mau cakap byk2…kamurang besar sudah ba, buli pikir sendiri. *Lols. Yang paling sia ketawa, dia cakap…dia nasihat sama tu pesakit2 dia yg guna tu barang2 nda tentu2 untuk tujuan tu, dia selalu nasihat kan dorang, kalau mau buat…pakai la terung atau jagung. Never use the baby carrot atau bateri, dia cakap DENGAN SELAMBA saja. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha. Punya mau gila sia ketawa. Tambah la rusak tu budak2 sekolah dia nasihat benda2 mcm tu. I have to accept his opennes sebab he lived in the States for 15 years, nda he pun nda sangka akan pulang balik Malaysia dan buka klinik sini.

3. He kasi tips yang tidak diminta pun oleh sia…tapi mungkin kamu akan perlukan tips tu, so sia tulis ja sini. Dia cakap…hormon seks setiap manusia itu BERBEZA. Ada yg lebih tinggi, ada yg lebih rendah dari normal. INI KEJADIAN BUKAN SALAH KAMU, kalau kamu dilahirkan dengan hormon yg tinggi dari normal.

Ini yg explain why ada lelaki yg kena ejaculate hari2…sebab menurut tu Dr, dorang kena ejaculate sebab kalau tu benda tersimpan dalam badan dorang dlm jangka masa lama, ini akan menyebabkan mcm2 penyakit. Ini juga untuk kaum perempuan, dia cakap. Kalau tidak dibuang atau dikeluarkan, biasanya akan tumbuh jerawat di chest, di belakang…semua tu laa. Dan yg paling biasa sekali – Migraine. Jadi, itu benda adalah untuk kesihatan juga. Dia cakap, hormon juga yg menyebabkan ada org tu nafsu dia tinggi, ada yg tidak. Ada yang paling kesian, dia punya hormon di bawah normal. So sexual interest dia rendah. Menurut tu Dr, kalau sudah hormon tu org tinggi, benda ni bukan sesuatu yg perlu dimalukan sebab “It’s given to you, it’s not your fault.”

4. Dengan hanya meninguk muka dan leher perempuan tu, buli diketahui mcm2 hal tentang hal2 sulit tu perempuan. Sia nda mau cerita panjang…sebab tu Dr buat tilikan percuma untuk sia TANPA KEBENARAN. Kurang asam betul. *Lols. Bila dia tinguk muka sia mcm nda selesa, he said…”Sorry sorry.” Ngok punya Dr! *Lols. Kau Dr ka apa oooh. Deiii.

(When I told my guy friend about that, he said to me, “The doctor was making a move at you, don’t you realize it? In other way, he was actually molesting/harassing you, you know?” Dengan muka tekejut again I asked…”Really?” (Wahahaahahaha…sometimes I can’t explain that I am actually NOT suspicious enuff). My guy friend said, “Yes he was! I’m a man too, so I know.” Sia cuma geleng2 kepala saja. His advice for me, “Men have many ways of approaching women, it could be the most innocent thing but their intention is the same…To see how you respond them and sense any green light. So be careful how you respond to guys you don’t know.” (Ok Thanks…Now I Know!? Hahahahahahaah)

Sia mempertikaikan beberapa perkara tentang itu Dr…iaitu:

1. Etika nya sebagai seorang Doktor - Bukankah seorang Dr tu harus tidak ceritakan hal2 pesakit dia kepada org luar?

2. Professionalism - Kenapa suka2 kasi cerita hal2 sensitif walaupun urg nda mau tau dan tidak pun tanya sama dia? I am not even his friend. I am a total stranger yang masanya sudah diambil oleh itu Dr tanpa keizinan. Bukan itu saja, he came as a Dr yang wandering around di tempat kerja sia, dan bukannya di tempat2 org bersosial…Tiada hak mau simply tanya my hal peribadi hanya dengan alasan yg dia tu Doktor. Nasib la sia hormat dia kerana profession dia tu dan sia always choose to look someone from the positive angle first…if not, tataps sia awal sudah detect dia tu seorang yg MIANG! :P

Kesimpulannya…actually banyak juga benda baru sia belajar dari conversation with the doctor. Nasihat sia untuk budak2 sekolah, kamurang tu masih budak lagi, jangan sampai kamu kena kunjungi klinik pakar sakit puan pada usia kamurang yg macam tu; disebabkan oleh perkara2 bodoh yg nenek moyang kita nda pernah buat masa dorang umur2 kamurang. So jaga akhlak tu sikit, paham?

To the Dr, Thanks but No Thanks…I don’t want another accidental meeting with you. That’s final! :PP