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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

"MY SEXY SNAKE..."


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"What It Feels Like Being Twofivesix[256]'s Favourite
Maybe that's why Mr Ulal says,
"ASK ME"


The Story Begins…
I first chatted with him in August 2008. In fact, the first day that I chatted as Twofivesix[256] – my registered nick, he was the one I chatted with. Sebelum tu, sia sudah start parking nick at #KK and saw him chatting for quite a while. He has this some kind of attraction – he’s supernasty and yet, there’s something so so HONEST and then so so gentle about him. So experienced and he usually has opinions on different stuff walaupun mostly his opinions are berunsurkan the “blue” stuff – coming from Only two typing fingers – yang tidak diinsurankan(Hahahaahahahahaha).




How He Becomes My Sexy Snake…
It’s no question. If you are around since I’m around, you would for sure know how much I PAMPER this snake. I think that our chemistry is that strong that we get close in months time. It’s not much I want to hide about this because I show it to everyone that Ulal gets my special attention. Some of his friends who are also my friends even told me – “Bikin jeles ba cara kau layan si ulal ni. Nasib la dia kawan sia.” And guess what? It’s all totally sincere and innocent. He’s my dear dear big brother, who at the same time, my best buddy and and I find myself so so comfortable calling him laling, (even though he has to occasionally remind me, (*whisper: bro tu bro juga, tapi sia lagi suka kau panggil sia laling ba) hahahaahahahahahahahahha (Eiii!! Jan kubit!) Hahaha.



Ulal and His Shining Eyes
Baiklah kawan2 semua…sia harap mata Encik ulal akan bersinar2 selepas baca ni perenggan. (Hahahahaahahahahahah). You guys know ka dari mana datang perkataan “mata bersinar” yang kami selalu guna tu? Actually I use it to tease him ba tu. Sebab bila kami sudah rancak bercerita tu kan, kadang2 he got too excited and curious to know what I would type next. Maybe because I feel that we both really go deep into the topic yang we chat kan, sampai suddenly I putung stim tengah2 cerita, and said, “Ui dear, bersinar-sinar jua mata kau tu?” Abis, sia imagine begitu la dia punya mata menunggu apa yang akan sia taip ba. *Lols. Hahahahahahaahahahah. And then, mesti pecah ketawa punya. Kadang2 kamirang punya ketawa itu saja pun sudah abis dua-tiga baris ba.
He’s terlampau2 funny and as original as can be! Sia sudah cuba untuk tidak mau anggap yang En. Ulal ini akan buat sia ketawa, tapi I always end up breaking the rule, sebab entah berapa kali sia dianggap gila gara2 ketawa depan pc sia. He’s TERLAMPAU funny ba to me. Dakat2 lagi ba sia jatuh kerusi ketawa gara2 dia ni. And then, istilah mata bersinar ni terjangkitlah terus dalam mcm2 hal. Asalkan kami ada benda mau tease each other.
Ada beberapa kali, sia masuk channel dengan mood yang down sikit. Then tiba2 ada la ni masuk pm sia, nick2 yg bikin ketawa – such as, cikakikukat, kuyutut, bungawot – kalau dia masuk2 ja sudah memanggil tu, confirm laa ulalku punya jelmaan tu. Itu nick pun sudah bikin ketawa ba. Kekiutan betul sia dengan idea2 si ulal ni. Apa pun, sia paling ketawa juga la bila dia pakai ni satu nick. Mentang2 la sia selalu cakap, "Brb…ada customer". So, the next time dia online, tiba2 ada ni nick “customer” ba pm sia. Punya la sia geli hati tu masa. He’s so so adorably funny ba. You guys paham ka sekarang? Hehehehehe. Kalau u guys nda paham jua, nda apa…cuba lagi. Teruskan usaha anda. Yakin boleh !! Hehe :P



Ulal as The Mighty Big Brother
Haa! Bukan suma orang ada this quality ba. Walaupun dia ni sangat nasty, dia actually jenis org yang mau ambil tau pasal hal2 keliling dia. He cares to know and listen. Walaupun he always menunjukkan kehamsapannya di channel, which you guys won’t deny either, tapi if sama sia, dia he’s a really good listener. He usually ingat apa yg we talked about, sedangkan sia sendiri lupa. I know that there is some sincere bones inside him, untuk balance kenakalan tahap gaban dia tu. For an experienced man like him, he's sensitive juga towards the female. Sometimes, he can read me too, tapi kadang2 "ops, terlebih sudah" - sebab dia pikir sia sedang merajuk sedangkan sia baru bercadang mau merajuk ba tu actually. Heheheheh. Anyway so far, sia confirm, he pening sudah with my perangai cos banyak karenah. Masa I said I wanted to make this page for him, he sudah banyak berkorban hanya untuk buat apa yg sia minta. The fact that he doesn't have a little sister and I don't have a big brother, makes us in a perfect position to give a taste of how it feels like to have one.
I remember he said once, "Siok pula ada adik ni kan." tapi yg lagi terkini, sia pun ingat juga when he said, "Ini pula yang nda siok ni kalau ada adik kan." (Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha). NOW YOU KNOW! Tapi apa pun, I am NOT a pok silap pula orang, so there must be something really special about him that makes me call him my big brother. Maybe if he's NOT carefree, laidback and positive as he is now, he won't stand another day being my big brother. Hehehe. If he HAD to be nasty before he could be all that, maybe I would still choose that I prefer him stay the way he is. Another thing is, maybe pasal I respect him that much, dia tegur sia pun sia akan accept teguran dia dengan cara yang positif – Cuma dia ni pandai juga jaga hati sia so dia nda akan suka2 tegur abis dia pun takut jua ba tu kalau sia mula sudah “tulak pinggang” dan kasi biut muka. Hahahaahahahahahaha. I don’t call him my big brother for nothing. He sets the standard of the kind of big brother yg I wished I had. Muahsss.


He’s my Ulal – Never by Its Cover
Ahaa…interesting. I called him the sexy snake since day one, walaupun masa tu baru kejap chat sama dia. Actually, quite a while juga kami chat baru la I got to know how he looks like. Awal2 tu sia pun nda juga sangka yang dia ni good looking. Ngam lai tuu sia panggil dia My Sexy Snake. Hehehehehehe. Ulal ni antara sekerat org yang tau how I look like. And let me guess, I think his most favourite is my TEETH. Jaat kan dia. *Lols. (But shssss guys...awal2 tu dia eja itu "teeth" as "tit" ba. Matai sia ketawa. I said, jaga2 sama tu ejaan kalau cakap sama org lain, nanti kalau biru mata hitammu tu, sia nda bertanggungjawab ah *Lols).
Anyway, when it comes to laughing, he's my match. In fact, he laughs much louder and much neverending that I have to angkat bendera putih pun belum tentu he berhenti. One more thing, he's never ashamed to learn. Ada a few times he used wrong English words yang buat sia paning lalat, then when I correct it- mau jua 4,5 baris kamirang punya ketawa. He’s one of the people yang totally support my blog from the beginning. I think that he is among them who can connect with my writing and appreciate the little piece of ideas that I try to convey. Thanks for supporting my blog ah laling. Thanks for being the one who gives the most comments in my blog so far. Apa lagi selepas dia tau sudah macamana mau tulis nick dia tu di page comment. Hehehehehe. Pakai nick Anonymous pun sama jua ketauan bai tu kalau sudah 2 jarinya tu yang menaip. Hahahahahahahah.


Actually, I have people who told me that they totally heran why dalam banyak2 chatters tu, Ulal gets my attention. I even get funny remarks from people who misunderstand this whole thing but we kinda enjoy seeing you guys making creative conclusions. *Lols Now that you have come to this part of the page, I hope now you know why Ulal deserves all that.

Okay guys, I still want to say it again. Actually it's one pleasure in life that we appreciate org2 yang bring us joy and delight to our lives. Kenal di mana pun, sama ada di real life ka, di internet ka. Kalau kita punya niat tu lurus dan baik, kita akan dapat juga perkara2 yang baik. As you guys can see, the way I see it, kita buli appreciate one another dalam pelbagai cara. Tidak payah letakkan macam2 syarat untuk sesuatu persahabatan – kalau org tu buat kamu happy, kamu hargai la dorang. Kamu cari la kualiti2 dalam diri dia yang kamu suka dan itulah yang kamu treasure. In my case with Ulal, that’s how I do it. The pleasure of appreciating one another for their own true qualities –tidak payah susah2 mau pikir KENAPA sia perlu show that much appreciation to him. Bottomline, he makes me happy and we enjoy each other’s company. Nda kisah la lain2 hal. Jan pikir banyak2. Yang penting, macam Ulal cakap, Hati mesti gembira!
Bestnya dunia ni kalau semua org appreciate one another like we do. Don’t you guys think so? *winks.

This is the original logo that I made for Ulal to put in #KK website. It's best viewed with white background though. It has all the Ulal's elements, right? *Lols


"What It Feels Like To Being MY Favourite?"
Yup, ASK ULAL :)

23 comments:

AngeL BeaR said...

jojon...mmmmm..i met him before. He's funny and hillarious!!! kelakar gila tu urang...and yeah, I really enjoy his company. =)
hopefully kalau jadi roadshow siaurang p Sandakan then can meet him up once again. =)

Anonymous said...

eh eh uncle jojon~~ (partner sa bekongsi cewek) hehehehe.. suda sa jumpa ni org.. nice, & funny guy! siok kawan sama dia ni mo jumpa lagi len kali mo minta blanja soto ayam XD

Twofivesix256 said...

Ya yaa... sia setuju tu kawan2. Sila la puji dia lagi supaya tambah bersinar2 tu mata dia tu. Hahahaahahahahha. Muahssss my sexy hot snake.

Anonymous said...

hazar luk sia camna taruk nick bah!!!!!! then sia komen ni antu ni wakwakwak

pa'e said...

yeah...jon is awesome...wif dat kind of humor kan mmg best chat sama dia nie..sa xpna jmpa ....tp dia ok ba ...wlu dia tau sa blakon jd org baru..dia layan ja nie..suka sa..hopefully i can meet him soon..miss him ba..moe!sa pun mo soto ayam!

Anonymous said...

Belum jumpa c jojon ni.. but hopefully will, in the near future. nanti sa pg sdkn spen aa jon..Memang nice punya org in irc. Real life jan malu2 aa jon.muahaha

Anonymous said...

angelbear: bah bila bila jak bah leh zumpa kitaurang tu geng :))

moe: eheee partner kungsi cewek arr..tapi ..macam ko jak tu yg sapu rata tu tau wakwak

pa`e:barusan lak sia tau ko belakun jadi owang baru ni tau :D~~ wakwakwak

pasal coto ayam !!emmm buli bahhh ..kan sia ni pun jenis pensinta makanan neh {purut maseh banyak tempat spiar} wakwak!!

oderey: haha!! sepa tu yg kastau sia malu malu biawak tu arr ?? biar sia pikir luks.. emmm pasti c smokey neh !!! sbab ndatau napa asal zumpa c smokey ..kompom sia tuss jadi malu malu biawak{sampai tu anu sia mengecut tukuzut nampak dia bah} wkakwkakwkkakakaka ~!peace bebeh~~!!

bebeh256 : ni sia namau luk sakap dia sbab.... nanti bertambah BERSINAR mata dia tu sana wakwakwak
camna pun sia mo usapkan THANX sama korang pasal tu komen yg ikhlas(bilang om) dr kamurang :))

duan said...

hopesemifully mata ja yg bersinar... bukan yg sewaktu dgn nya... aku punya pun bkn lagi bersinar... malahan kanyat-kanyat suda ni.... ( mata lah!) trip lain ja kamurang... huahuahua :- suku sakat antu kulam

Anonymous said...

wakwkkakakaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaad!!!!! anam bulan tu bradz!! anam bulan bkan alang2 tu mata songsara!! lolz

Anonymous said...

haha!! lawa lah tu logo bebeh256...ngam tul sama sia!!tapi kalo ada angkat tu gelas sambil tariak yamsengg!!! lagi lah ngam sama sia !!wakwakwakwakwak

Twofivesix256 said...

u should save it and see it in the white background. It looks more like you laling. eheheheh. Cute kan? mcm kau juga that. Muahsss kau sana.

Anonymous said...

/me angkat tangan sama ulal... never meet him before. he's funny and so kointiti(ada jak idea dia mau berkata²) wakakka... tapi he is good.. baru chat d cenel suda mcm² kelakar dia apa lagi kalau jumpa kan ? matai... anyway ulal jgn la selalu tutup enjin ko arr? everbody miss chat wit u.. soon we go serbuh office si bebeh256 wakkakakakak.....

Twofivesix256 said...

wahahahahahahaah...sia jua ba jadi mangsa si nantung kan... gigit la kau sana tu nantung. *Lols

Anonymous said...

/me pesan nantung bawa duspin sama penyapu(sambil stenbai buhuz mu utk d geget) p upis bebeh256 ... sia pula bawa ikan masin dr sandakan p sana arr :)) tapi!!! ada kuali bikin guring kaitu arr nantung ?? wakwak

Unknown said...

Wainaaa broth!!!! power gak ko ek... welll.. believe na ako kaimo broth...hehehe...matina... ;> ...
Adios Amigos....

Lea Angie said...

huhuh...pandai jg sa cr ko cni jon.. waah! sepa yg lum jumpa jon rugi eh...taim skrg dia ni masi ensem hehehehe...so many times oredi sa jumpa jon..siap minta ambik n antar p airport sdk lg wakakaaka..ngidam blanja kupi ko ni jon..jaga ko i will be sdk on 20th april...misti ada kupi ah..jan ko kasi lamas sa dlm kupi..hahaha

ulal said...

broth don : haha yammmmmmmsengggggg!!! solimodannn

lea: aina lea .. orait bah...ni
kali ko lanja sia arr :))) ajak skali c ken hehhe

Anonymous said...

kekeke...sia sama fizah ni dtg menyerbu ko d sdk...jagaaa

Twofivesix256 said...

Bahh...page lama ni nda kan dilupa. Sia mau memecahkan kesunyian page si ulal ni dengan ucapan semoga sentiasa ayu walaupun banyak minyak itam di tanganmu, jan suka2 palit sama sia nanti kana gigit. *Lols.

Apa pun, ulal ni adalah big bro sia yang paling sporting sekali di dunia. Kasi blushing dulu sikit si jojon tu sana. Hehehehe. /me capat2 tapuks Hahahahaha

ulal said...

pa leh buat .. cuma ko jak ni my litol kocayangan yg buli sia palitkan minyak kutur wakwakwak

/me pun lazu lazuuuu batapukz wakwakwak

winesimpsons said...

since 19 nov 2008 (sa masi jadi embrio ni d irc especially #kk) ni komen aa...hehehe ngam ngam ngam..sa ingat tia mo kasi komen ba ni kolum kenen tapi ni tangan sa gatal ba mo ikut² kasi komen untuk kenanangan kenen...apatah lagi tu komen yg ter-last pun bertarikh 4 JUly 2009 most to 1 year ba kan...hihihih.. sa pikir tadi tengok dari komen si shila " alamak...lambat la sa (wines) mo komen ni...hehe expired uda tu tau setahun yg lalu.." So sa pikir biar la ba kan lambat ka tidak asalkan kita gumbira <-- kata² pinjam la ni.

Ok guys..sa ingat mo pakai bahasa yg standard la tapi kan kalau mo komen pasal si jojon punya tribute ni...hehehe..bahasa kampung + pasar + mamak + english sikit + dusun sikit dan + unsur² OM = baru la tu bahasa jadi siok kan.. actually banyak yg mo dicakapkan ni kalau kita menyentuh tentang topic ulal aka si jojon ni...walau sa tia pena bejumpa kenen..tapi banyak udah yg sa dengar² pasal dia ni..dan semuanya menuju komen yg bagus² "wah..kalau ko jumpa dia..kompom riuh rendah tu kedai ooo korang ketawa, kalah tu reban ayam.." satu lagi "si jojon ka...hahahahahahahahaha..." <--- ni komen salah satu chatters yg sa kenal..ketawa ja tu komen. nah apa maksudnya..?? tentu org yg dia komen insan bernama jojon tu memang best punya la kan. ada 1 lagi tu " ulal ka..? siok tu bro, susah ko mo jumpa org mcm dia, very² funny.." ada lagi yg sakap "ulal ka..kalau ko besedih pasal putus sinta kan atau gaduh tym besinta..ko cari jak si ulal...dia pasti kasi hilang ko punya kesedihan" daaaaaaaaaaaaaan banyak lagi komen² yg membina yg sememangnya datangnya dari hati kawan² sa yg ikhlas (tia payah sa bagitau la kan) So dari itu la kenen..walaupun hati sa cakap jangan la ba komen tu blog...tapi ni tangan jua yg gatal ba...hehehe...bukan sa mo puji² atau bodek² ba kan..tapi memang kenyataan ba si ulal ni best..dan memang pokok tu dah bergoyang ba ditiup angin atau ada burung hinggap atau ada ulal yg melilit yg menyebabkan ianya bergoyang...so teda lagi alasan takan pokok tu bergoyang jika teda...???

Sa rasa kan hampir separuh atau 85% operator #kk sa da jumpa..sama da dari yg dulu² awal dalnet sampai yg sekarang ni dan hanya tinggal 6 or 7 org ja yg sa belum jumpa..dan tahu apa yg sa wish..??? sa mahu kan..harap² sa terjumpa si ulal n si [256] antara org² yg ter-last ba...hehehe bukan apa cuma biar lah tu penutup dari segala peristiwa suka duka dalam jalan cerita itu "HAPPY ENDING" kenen ba...hahahahaha macam cerita hindustan yg kompom semuanya happy²..bukan novel² yg slalu jalan ceritanya tergantung atau memerlukan daya imaginasi kita untuk menyelesaikan belenggu serta kemelut pengakhiran cerita tersebut...deiiii.

hehhe...tadi sikit ja ba sa mo komen tu alalala...macam kalah² pula si [256] ni..hehehe..ndak pa len kali ada cerita lagi baru sa komen aaa...hehehehe. bagi ja 1 topik...sampai 6000 patah perkataan pun sa boleh huraikan dan jelaskan kenen...kakakka apa lagi ni topik berkaitan si ulal @ jojon ba kan yg memang ble kita huraikan dalam banyak aspek samada dari segi sosial, ekonomi, sejarah, ketamadunan mahupun sifatnya...hehehhe..

sa tidak dapat bayangkan la andai dalam family #kk ni salah satu antara [256] n ulal teda...adeh. tia siok ooo.. so tentu korang pena dgr atau terbaca ni ayat "APABILA AKU KESEPIAN HIBURKAN AKU DGN SUARAMU, APABILA AKU SAKIT UBATI AKU DGN RASA KASIH SAYANGMU, APABILA AKU MATI JGN MANDIKAN AKU DGN AIRMATAMU, APABILA AKU TERKUBUR, KUBURLAH AKU DLM HATIMU DAN APABILA AKU TERSESAT SELAMATKANLAH AKU DGN DOAMU" <-- nah..ni sa tujukan untuk korang berdua kenen...hahahha bagi sa korang memang best.

sekian terima kasih, yg baik tu datangnya dari Tuhan semoga jadi ikhtibar dan panduan dan yg tidak baik tu datangnya dari diri sa dan tangan sa ni (bukan hati sa...sa punya hati ada baik sikit kenen..cuma tu tangan ja yg gete!)..hehehei

Twofivesix256 said...

Wine...bersinar laini mata si jojon membaca komenmu tu. *Lols. Actually, if you sedar or not, kita ni lebih byk jumpa di blog sia berbanding di channel, and one thing about you kan wine, yg bikin sia ketawa betul, when berabis si dingo sindir2 kau suruh buka blog sendiri sebab komen2 kau yg panjang tu, but kau buat selamba ja. Mau pingsan sia ketawa tinguk keselambaan kau tu ba. Hahahahaha. Anyway, actually sia pun grateful juga dapat kenal you guys from irc - actually the guys from irc ni hebat2 belaka ba, maybe teda chance kita bump into each other kalau bukan pasal irc kan.

/me kubit2 pipi si jojon sampai tulis komen (*Lols) (sepa suruh nottyy hahahaha)

Bah laling, kau balas la komen sia wine, lain sudah dii muka dia abis kau lambat tul balas. *Lols

/me kuci2 pipi si wine Hahahahahha

ulal said...

uinaaaaa wine !!! kalo ada yg putud sinta ni jumpa sama sia .. kompom sia suruh dia suba tarai sambung sintanya sama sia wakwakwakwak nda pa bah pren... bulum uzur lagi ni sia .. ada jua tu piluang kita bejumpa suma :)) kalo c bebeh256 namau ikut ... sia p umahnya sikut kat bahu sulik dr umah baliaunya pastu bawa p bazumpa kitaurang suma wakwakwak
camna pun sia usapkan makseh basar sama ko pren sbab bazirkan sikit masa intan mu utk komen kat page ni :))