Her: Pi mana kau ilang oo…Apa pasal senyap betul?
Me: (*Laughs). Manada senyap oo. Sia sama juga bising2 ba sini. Kau yang senyap.
Her: Manada sia yang senyap. Kau yang senyap. Hairan sia pi mana kau tiba2 hilang. And then terus2 lagi ketawa tu ba.
Me: *Laughs. Bah, sepa suruh kau start saja pun sudah tanya “Pigi mana kau ilang?”. Hahahahaha. Hello pun nda sempat ni ba. Aiks, remember I asked you about the Kapersky tu ari, sampai sekarang ba teda reply. Nahh nahh…sepa yang senyap sekarang ni?
Her: Oh ya kaaa…that one! *Laughs. True, true. Itu Kapersky cover semua tu Trojan la ba tu. Lupa pula sia mau reply tu hari.
Me: Hehehehe. Actually, I got the answer oredi ba. That’s why I didn’t wait for your reply. Sia tau kau bz gila. And one more, sorry I didn’t have the time to update our website. So BUSYYYY lah sekarang ni. Maybe I forgot the password sudah that.
Her: Nevermind ba tu. Sia paham juga. Sia pun manada masa mau visit tu web kita. Eh, Apa sudah blog kau tu ah?
Me: Blog? Manada blog sudah. That one yang lama tu I didn’t update lagi la. Malas sudah. “TEDA MASA”. (*Berabis ketawa dalam hati).
Her: Ya kaaa? Alaaa…sayangnya sia nda sempat2 visit blog kau tu. Kalau nda, dapat jua baca2.
Me: Ya baa…too bad. (*Ketawa dalam hati lagi)
Then the conversation went on and on…sampailah sia nda sampai hati mau terus cover.
Me: Ehmm…OK!! Actually I have a new blog ba.
Her: Ha? Ya ka? Apa address??
Me: I cannot tell you laaa…It’s a blog written by anonymous writer. If you just visit the blog, you cannot tell it’s me because I’m using my online identity. So if you are really a blog fan, if you surf much enough and read enough, you might come across my humble blog. It has loadsa2 everyday stories. Ya know, the way I like to write. I keep it anonymous because I want to have the freedom to write about anything, without prejudice ba tu. Because that’s the most convenient way of doing it.
Her: Ohh, mcm tu ka. Then how can I know it’s your blog or not?
Me: Aiks, so kau nda payah tau la ba itu blog sia punya ka inda. Kalau kau suka baca, then just carry on reading la ba. Tidak payah mau tau sepa yang tulis. Most of my readers pun mcm tu. They come to read without knowing who I am.
Her: Ohh..I see. Bah, apa sudah nick kau sana tu ahh?
Me: Doiii dogoo tanak tii. Antara benda yang sia paling tidak buli kasitau pula yang kau tanya ahhh. (*Berabis ketawa)
Her: (*Laughs) You know me. I like it straight to the point. Hehehehehe. Gotcha!
Me: Cannot tell la. I think you don’t have time reading juga that. But just in case you have time to read the blogs, have fun reading la kio. Bah nantilah we steal some time to meet during at lunch. Nanti I go to your place mcm tu hari.
Her: Oki doki…
Conclusion: My blog is still safe from my real life friends. Pheww!
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahhahahahahaahhaahahahaa
Note: I know it’s quite strange. But I will do what I like doing, in the most comfortable manner. Asalkan jangan saja perkara yang sia buat tu akan menyusahkan orang lain. Setakat ini, blog sia ni hanya “menyusahkah” diri sia sendiri saja sebab sia selalu steal time untuk tulis and post, and then menyusahkah readers sia juga yang terpaksa mau guna tenaga mau baca bahasa sia yang bikin paning. (Pssttt…Whispers: Kadang2 sia pun paning bila baca balik, especially yang sia tulis melayu. *Lols. Hahahahahahahahaahahahah)
Have fun everyone!
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terus terang kan [256] sa suka sangat baca ko punya blog nie..bukan apa jarang ooo org yg ble maintain tulis atau update blognya setiap hari..kalau sa perhatikan kan..most everyday mesti ada tajuk baru di blog ko. saturday N sunday pun kadang² ada juga...hahahha. Kadang² kan sa terpikir jua ba..macam la kalau sa ni jadi diri ko ni aaa...kompom matai awal sa. Kenapa..?? pasal kan..ko punya banyak waktu unt tulis blog dan semua yg ko tulis tu sememangnya masuk akal dan bersifat fleksible seperti yg ko ckpkan without prejudis.
So sa sangat² berharap agar teruskan la freedom writer ni untuk renungan dan manfaat bersama coz banyak yg boleh diambil ikhtibar serta contoh tauladan apa yg ko tulis dalam blog tu. tahniah dan terima kasih...atas segala yg termeterai dalam blog sama ada ianya tersurat atau tersirat..biar si pembaca yg pandai mengolahnya sendiri mengikut acuan acuan sendiri kan.
so [256] sa bukan memuji mu..tapi ini kenyataan ba. sekarang, andai ko bertanding politik kan..sa la org pertama yg akan berkempen untuk ko. hahahha
chewaaaahh paman winesimpsons..:P
chaiyo2 sis :)
Hahahahahahahahaha wineeee!!! *Lols. Jan kau gitu ba winee... Kau bukan memujiku kai tu wine. *Lols. lucu jua ba bahasa kau that. Anyway, betul jua kau cakap tu, sia selalu complen nda cukup masa buat keja, but then sia ada masa pla update blog sia. Macam apa yang prof sia pernah cakap, if you don't have time for something, you STEAL time for it. So that's what I do. I steal my working time, or even my sleeping time to write. Kepuasan tu tidak terkata ba tu, so actually sangat berbaloi untuk menjadi "pencuri masa" untuk hal ini, untuk kes sia la. *Lols.
Thanks wine and all who enjoy my blog. I hope I will be around long enough la kio. Hehehe
kosian ek besh pren ko laling.. suruh dia sabar lah .. nanti sia buatkan satu blog ulal utk dia baca .. tapi pesan sama dia .. suma pun hamsap sajalah yg ada dalam blog tursubut wakwakwak
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