Which Wine That Just Celebrated Its Birthday?

First, I know I am 2 days late. It so happened that I browsed the Facebook page last nite and found out that Wine just had his ** th birthday so here I am!!

Wine definitely deserves this birthday greeting post because last year, at this date, I am sure the nick Winesimpson is just another nick I saw at the channel. I hardly answer his private message and stuff. Little did I know that at this same date, another year later, that is today, Wine is among my blog readers that I treasure the most. Although I didn’t remember when was it, I dropped my first call to him saying Hi Erwin! And guess what, he sounded so friendly and happy and excited and I thought that this guy is fun!

Another date that I couldn’t remember was when I texted him one nite and said, “I want to chit chat with you today.” And right at 11 PM, he called me and it was cut short because of my low battery, and he said something like, “that was fast!” because Wine thought that I simply ended the phonecall by giving him a few seconds to hear my Hello. *Lols. But start counting from 11 PM, he rang me again and we only hung up the phone at 4.45 AM – because only after many hours I started to feel embarrassed that – Omigawd…that’s a lot of credit!! *Lols. And I know that Wine was very sleepy already but he was just too polite to stop that freaking talking machine. Hahahaahahahahahahahaha.

What I can say is that – Wine is one very sensible guy and he has that funny giggle that made me want to laugh so much. And I find his curiosity very entertaining – he started asking questions hoping that I was in the middle of “losing my mind” by giving him easy answers. *Lols. I want to say thanks for sharing enough fun chats with me during the hours and thanks for being “a man” because he’s nice, gentle, funny, experienced … (blushing oredi ka that? If belum, I kira mau tambah lagi the list…hahahahaahahahaha)

And also, thanks for appreciating the pieces of songs that I put in my blog – the songs will have their turn again. “Pasal kau la sia beli tu cd Lenka”, bilang si wine. Jan kau gitu ba wine… *Lols. Happy Birthday and maybe you’re a year older but also so much wiser. I believe that if you’re not this Wine that I know (in that age), maybe I won’t spend this time to write you this post. So cheer up, you’re a better man now. :)

The Memorable Valentine’s

This feeling keeps on getting good reviews this time of the year. That feeling called LOVE. It’s Valentine’s Day again, people. Although I don’t believe in celebrating this day anymore, but if it’s the only way you guys can strengthen the love bond between you and the people you love, then Go Ahead… Celebrate it.

I don’t believe in the hype of celebrating Valentine’s Day anymore because I hate to remember how I got too carried away with celebrating the day and forgot why I celebrated it in the first place. So what I do now is trying to get in touch with the REAL purpose of celebrating it. That’s why, I don’t let this day distract me. I still believe anyway that sometimes people need excuse to do something more special for the people they love, so if this day is that excuse, go ahead. Celebrate it. But don’t forget that it’s for the two of you to love each other more. It’s not about expensive gifts and dinners. Get your feet on the ground and realize that the person standing in front of you is WHY you celebrate the day. If the person standing in front of you brings no flowers or chocolates, as long as he is there. That person is the Purpose of your Valentine’s.

I still remember one Valentine’s when I received 2 expensive gifts from 2 different guys. A gold necklace and a gold bracelete. And I hate to remember it because I was so heartless and immature back then to practically keep 2 guys in my life at once. I saw it how I mocked the purpose of Valentine’s. I could preach about how I could only love one guy at a time, and I think I was telling the truth. It’s just that, life put me in a funny situation that I actually fell in the trap of betrayal and not brave enough to settle the matter. I learnt the hard way that Love is also responsibility. If you cease to love your partner, tell the truth. Don’t make someone who loves you cry because of your act of irresponsibility.

Make this day a memorable one, okay :)

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the people that I care and love. Yes, including you my readers :) ♥ ♥ ♥

A New Year Gift From Me, Finally!!!

CLICK ON IT TO DOWNLOAD AND PRINT IT ALL YOU LIKE! :)

Hahahaahahaha. I know I'm late!!!!!!

Hi Peeps…I'm late for..what, 17 days ? Hahahaahahhaa. Better late than never, right? I know that the last time, I made a more exciting calendar – But I have to upset the likes or my bro cos I know he's waiting for the sexy chicks to come out again in this year's calendar. But I changed my mind because the sexy chicks are too exciting and not in line with my focus and situation this year. *Lols. I mean, this year is a beginning of many things for me, so I need something simpler and to the point. I need something that gives me focus and inspiration…But still, I spend so little time on it, so I just hope anybody would still like this one.

Yes, this year, a lot of new things will take place in my life. At least in my job, I'm very sure. Something that I never anticipate 2 years ago. And the next 2 weeks is going to be busy and important for the rest of the months in this year. I don't know what to say. I need a LOT of luck!

Please like this gift, okay? *giggles. Muahssss all.

NOTE: The calendar is put in zip format so you guys can have a better printout. Any problem, please write down, okay. Thanks.

Make This New Year A Happy One!

My New Year greetings go to ALL my beloved readers.

New Year could just be another day. You want it big? Make it one.

"To Love You More"

After searching all over for the song, finally I found it. I first heard this song when I watched Celine's concert on tv. Thanks to Reuben who asked me to check out this song without him knowing that this was the song I've been looking all over for. I have been listening to this song for 2 days now, non-stop. Even last nite,I refused to turn off my pc because I couldn't get enough of the song. *giggles. I love the emotion of the song. That's how a song can penetrate the soul of a music lover like me. Music is a form of gift that can simply show you that this life is That Beautiful. *winks.

Help yourself with the music player okay. :)

REUBENNORMAN: Behind The KFC Guy

“Try sing a song at the top of your lungs while you’re driving a Fair lady – you’ll get a taste of becoming Reuben Norman”

REUBENNORMAN ON IRC

reubennorman

, he was the first annoying op that I dealt with when I came to IRC in August 2008. He got agigated by me using English. He even banned me after a short session of “exchanging words” in the channel. Hahahaahaha. You don’t welcome a new chatter like that Mr. Reuben! So if any of you experience something like I did with him, trust me I understand what you feel! Kicking chatters for fun is something that this guy enjoy to do. Grrrr.... *Lols.

And recalling what happened months ago, it is actually strange why I am sitting here writing comments about him for my blog! *Lols. That’s so so funny. Although this posting is requested by him, he gave me the freedom to write my personal views about him. I guess he’s making this a way of getting to you guys - to reveal WHO IS THAT MAN behind that irritating KFC guy who always ask for fs and fs, like neverending! Oh yeah! The FS guy, what else do you want me to call you Reuben? Hahahaha.

“I’m Done Hiding” ß He said this to me. And Reuben, this posting better make my blog famous! *Lols. I did this posting as a favour to him as a friend. He might be difficult and mean sometimes, and also...he might make anybody angry because of his ways of handling things on IRC. Hey, look who’s talking. Even after calling each other “a friend”, he still kick-banned me from the channel (Reason: Offensive User) – for the sake of “light banter” or in other words, kick manja2 only. But hey that irritated me a lot, man! I sulked a few times just because of this ways of treating “a friend” in the channel. *Lols. And you guys imagined what he said to me after he bullied me abis-abisan di channel? “I play2 only ba tat. U ni cepat betul ambil hati.” (Cuba kunu I bully u like that, baru u tidak tau. Give me the channel pass first! Hahaahahaha)

REUBENNORMAN IN PERSON

Anyway, I have shared talking about sensible things with this guy and he’s actually a much much different person when he’s not online. His typwritten words are not the same as how he would speak them. Very true! The robotic reubennorman in IRC is EXACTLY NOT accurate to describe him because he is very talkative, he is full of ideas (and he swears a lot! Hahahahahaha), and this fella lurveee singing. I can still recall his versions of “Total Eclipse Of the heart and Making Love Out Of Nothing At all”. For someone who is (still) going to vocal class, we should actually give him the credit for showing a lot of passion in singing. Oh well, maybe you should ask those who went to karaoke with him. Anyway Reuben, you go sing from the heart and don’t break your throat, ok!

Have any of you been in arguments with him? Cold war, maybe? Yeah, in such a short time, I have also gotten into arguments with this guy, because he got pissed off easily when you have a different opinion from him on certain matters. Luckily, a person like me have well-thought arguments to present to back-up my theories. *Lols But through the chats that I had with him, he actually has some good senses about life; which are the by-products of experiences. Some of his philosophies are workable too. Some of his words are sometimes too deep that I find them hard to understand in the capacity of my intelligence. Hehehehe :P. But to be honest, his way of thinking is different from most people I know. He’s also sometimes too perfectionist. Although he’s very much into martial arts, he’s actually afraid of cockroaches and err...ghosts. (Hahahahahaha). He likes the word SIMPLE to describe himself. But I tend to disagree because he’s sometimes very particular about things and how can that be anything close to SIMPLE?

REUBENNORMAN ON WOMEN

He said that at times, he seems to have No Interest in women. (Ouch!) But he has another revelation to make. He says that “I Am Not Gay!”. He also says that although he’s pretty tough on women, he admits that he also has a weakness on women - he confesses that he has A Very Big Crush on the nick candylolly since the first time he saw it. I have to highlight that because he asked me to. That’s how desprate he wants to prove that he’s not gay. *Lols. “Nobody has a crush on nicknames, you know! But he said, “I’m different.” When I told candylolly, she just giggled. Anyway, I think reubennorman is a great ip picker for his bnc.

reubens@in.love.with.you

reubens@waiting.my.love.being.accepted

reubens@tell.me.you.love.me.before.you.say.goodbye

The ips show the other side of reubennorman, don’t you think so, ladies? Okay, now that the ladies know you’re not gay, they might ambush your office trying to get the form to apply to be your girlfriend. Itu kau tanggung sendiri la ging. *Lols. Anything happens to you after this posting, all the best of luck ok bebeh.

A WRAP...

Okay, my last lines and most important ones about Mr Reuben Norman – From day one, like you, I also thought that he was some school kid who only learnt how to chat, and then how he got me into believing in the wrong details that luckily SOME of them he corrected afterwards. But not everyone is lucky to know the truth much earlier. Some of us got fooled maybe until you read this blog. The fact that he’s been telling people he’s the KFC guy for months maybe made a lot of chatters think less of him. What should we call you now, Reuben? Mr. Contractor? As far as I know, most of the chatters even got his wrong friendster page! How cunning! *lols. If the picture in the fs you have is NOT the same as the pictures here, Uh-Oh...you got pranked all the way, friends! Another credit for him for successfully making people believe in A LOT of wrongness and now the truth is mostly revealed...Anymore surprises for us? Baddd baddd boyy you reubennorman!!!! Don’t do it again, ok! Hahahahaha.

As a conclusion, I believe, Reuben asked for my help to make this page to TELL THE TRUTH. I think it’s in his new year resolution for 2009. Hehe. Way to go!

So Now, The Truth Revealed. So just consider a puzzle solved, I mean...A Puzzle Solved ..IN PEACE. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUAN!!!!

"MY SEXY SNAKE..."

SEE THE VIDEO DEDICATION HERE

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"What It Feels Like Being Twofivesix[256]'s Favourite

Maybe that's why Mr Ulal says,

"ASK ME"

The Story Begins…

I first chatted with him in August 2008. In fact, the first day that I chatted as Twofivesix[256] – my registered nick, he was the one I chatted with. Sebelum tu, sia sudah start parking nick at #KK and saw him chatting for quite a while. He has this some kind of attraction – he’s supernasty and yet, there’s something so so HONEST and then so so gentle about him. So experienced and he usually has opinions on different stuff walaupun mostly his opinions are berunsurkan the “blue” stuff – coming from Only two typing fingers – yang tidak diinsurankan(Hahahaahahahahaha).

How He Becomes My Sexy Snake…

It’s no question. If you are around since I’m around, you would for sure know how much I PAMPER this snake. I think that our chemistry is that strong that we get close in months time. It’s not much I want to hide about this because I show it to everyone that Ulal gets my special attention. Some of his friends who are also my friends even told me – “Bikin jeles ba cara kau layan si ulal ni. Nasib la dia kawan sia.” And guess what? It’s all totally sincere and innocent. He’s my dear dear big brother, who at the same time, my best buddy and and I find myself so so comfortable calling him laling, (even though he has to occasionally remind me, (*whisper: bro tu bro juga, tapi sia lagi suka kau panggil sia laling ba) hahahaahahahahahahahahha (Eiii!! Jan kubit!) Hahaha.

Ulal and His Shining Eyes

Baiklah kawan2 semua…sia harap mata Encik ulal akan bersinar2 selepas baca ni perenggan. (Hahahahaahahahahahah). You guys know ka dari mana datang perkataan “mata bersinar” yang kami selalu guna tu? Actually I use it to tease him ba tu. Sebab bila kami sudah rancak bercerita tu kan, kadang2 he got too excited and curious to know what I would type next. Maybe because I feel that we both really go deep into the topic yang we chat kan, sampai suddenly I putung stim tengah2 cerita, and said, “Ui dear, bersinar-sinar jua mata kau tu?” Abis, sia imagine begitu la dia punya mata menunggu apa yang akan sia taip ba. *Lols. Hahahahahahaahahahah. And then, mesti pecah ketawa punya. Kadang2 kamirang punya ketawa itu saja pun sudah abis dua-tiga baris ba.

He’s terlampau2 funny and as original as can be! Sia sudah cuba untuk tidak mau anggap yang En. Ulal ini akan buat sia ketawa, tapi I always end up breaking the rule, sebab entah berapa kali sia dianggap gila gara2 ketawa depan pc sia. He’s TERLAMPAU funny ba to me. Dakat2 lagi ba sia jatuh kerusi ketawa gara2 dia ni. And then, istilah mata bersinar ni terjangkitlah terus dalam mcm2 hal. Asalkan kami ada benda mau tease each other.

Ada beberapa kali, sia masuk channel dengan mood yang down sikit. Then tiba2 ada la ni masuk pm sia, nick2 yg bikin ketawa – such as, cikakikukat, kuyutut, bungawot – kalau dia masuk2 ja sudah memanggil tu, confirm laa ulalku punya jelmaan tu. Itu nick pun sudah bikin ketawa ba. Kekiutan betul sia dengan idea2 si ulal ni. Apa pun, sia paling ketawa juga la bila dia pakai ni satu nick. Mentang2 la sia selalu cakap, "Brb…ada customer". So, the next time dia online, tiba2 ada ni nick “customer” ba pm sia. Punya la sia geli hati tu masa. He’s so so adorably funny ba. You guys paham ka sekarang? Hehehehehe. Kalau u guys nda paham jua, nda apa…cuba lagi. Teruskan usaha anda. Yakin boleh !! Hehe :P

Ulal as The Mighty Big Brother

Haa! Bukan suma orang ada this quality ba. Walaupun dia ni sangat nasty, dia actually jenis org yang mau ambil tau pasal hal2 keliling dia. He cares to know and listen. Walaupun he always menunjukkan kehamsapannya di channel, which you guys won’t deny either, tapi if sama sia, dia he’s a really good listener. He usually ingat apa yg we talked about, sedangkan sia sendiri lupa. I know that there is some sincere bones inside him, untuk balance kenakalan tahap gaban dia tu. For an experienced man like him, he's sensitive juga towards the female. Sometimes, he can read me too, tapi kadang2 "ops, terlebih sudah" - sebab dia pikir sia sedang merajuk sedangkan sia baru bercadang mau merajuk ba tu actually. Heheheheh. Anyway so far, sia confirm, he pening sudah with my perangai cos banyak karenah. Masa I said I wanted to make this page for him, he sudah banyak berkorban hanya untuk buat apa yg sia minta. The fact that he doesn't have a little sister and I don't have a big brother, makes us in a perfect position to give a taste of how it feels like to have one.

I remember he said once, "Siok pula ada adik ni kan." tapi yg lagi terkini, sia pun ingat juga when he said, "Ini pula yang nda siok ni kalau ada adik kan." (Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha). NOW YOU KNOW! Tapi apa pun, I am NOT a pok silap pula orang, so there must be something really special about him that makes me call him my big brother. Maybe if he's NOT carefree, laidback and positive as he is now, he won't stand another day being my big brother. Hehehe. If he HAD to be nasty before he could be all that, maybe I would still choose that I prefer him stay the way he is. Another thing is, maybe pasal I respect him that much, dia tegur sia pun sia akan accept teguran dia dengan cara yang positif – Cuma dia ni pandai juga jaga hati sia so dia nda akan suka2 tegur abis dia pun takut jua ba tu kalau sia mula sudah “tulak pinggang” dan kasi biut muka. Hahahaahahahahahaha. I don’t call him my big brother for nothing. He sets the standard of the kind of big brother yg I wished I had. Muahsss.

He’s my Ulal – Never by Its Cover

Ahaa…interesting. I called him the sexy snake since day one, walaupun masa tu baru kejap chat sama dia. Actually, quite a while juga kami chat baru la I got to know how he looks like. Awal2 tu sia pun nda juga sangka yang dia ni good looking. Ngam lai tuu sia panggil dia My Sexy Snake. Hehehehehehe. Ulal ni antara sekerat org yang tau how I look like. And let me guess, I think his most favourite is my TEETH. Jaat kan dia. *Lols. (But shssss guys...awal2 tu dia eja itu "teeth" as "tit" ba. Matai sia ketawa. I said, jaga2 sama tu ejaan kalau cakap sama org lain, nanti kalau biru mata hitammu tu, sia nda bertanggungjawab ah *Lols).

Anyway, when it comes to laughing, he's my match. In fact, he laughs much louder and much neverending that I have to angkat bendera putih pun belum tentu he berhenti. One more thing, he's never ashamed to learn. Ada a few times he used wrong English words yang buat sia paning lalat, then when I correct it- mau jua 4,5 baris kamirang punya ketawa. He’s one of the people yang totally support my blog from the beginning. I think that he is among them who can connect with my writing and appreciate the little piece of ideas that I try to convey. Thanks for supporting my blog ah laling. Thanks for being the one who gives the most comments in my blog so far. Apa lagi selepas dia tau sudah macamana mau tulis nick dia tu di page comment. Hehehehehe. Pakai nick Anonymous pun sama jua ketauan bai tu kalau sudah 2 jarinya tu yang menaip. Hahahahahahahah.

Actually, I have people who told me that they totally heran why dalam banyak2 chatters tu, Ulal gets my attention. I even get funny remarks from people who misunderstand this whole thing but we kinda enjoy seeing you guys making creative conclusions. *Lols Now that you have come to this part of the page, I hope now you know why Ulal deserves all that.

Okay guys, I still want to say it again. Actually it's one pleasure in life that we appreciate org2 yang bring us joy and delight to our lives. Kenal di mana pun, sama ada di real life ka, di internet ka. Kalau kita punya niat tu lurus dan baik, kita akan dapat juga perkara2 yang baik. As you guys can see, the way I see it, kita buli appreciate one another dalam pelbagai cara. Tidak payah letakkan macam2 syarat untuk sesuatu persahabatan – kalau org tu buat kamu happy, kamu hargai la dorang. Kamu cari la kualiti2 dalam diri dia yang kamu suka dan itulah yang kamu treasure. In my case with Ulal, that’s how I do it. The pleasure of appreciating one another for their own true qualities –tidak payah susah2 mau pikir KENAPA sia perlu show that much appreciation to him. Bottomline, he makes me happy and we enjoy each other’s company. Nda kisah la lain2 hal. Jan pikir banyak2. Yang penting, macam Ulal cakap, Hati mesti gembira!

Bestnya dunia ni kalau semua org appreciate one another like we do. Don’t you guys think so? *winks.

This is the original logo that I made for Ulal to put in #KK website. It's best viewed with white background though. It has all the Ulal's elements, right? *Lols

"What It Feels Like To Being MY Favourite?" Yup, ASK ULAL :)