THE TESTS SEEKING FOR THE ELIGIBLE BACHELOR: FROM THE EYES OF THE EVE GENERATION
It’s always the MEN who have their say on women. Agree or not, the Adam generation is actually far too judgmental. They have all the criteria ready for us ladies. When we sulk or cry too much, they got pissed off. They call us names. Not enuff with that; they are also being totally discriminative towards men women social beings. The men can sleep with many women, as they like. And when I asked them WHAT IF their partner does the same to them? They said this…It’s totally UNACCEPTABLE. Damn! Now I have enuff of that! What I’m about to write is almost totally innocent compared to what you guys have been doing to punish the female generation. I have figured out a few ways of SCANNING AND DETECTING the “almost unfound” eligible bachelor; JUST IN CASE, there are still a few left on this sphere called The Earth. I must give this warning first, because Just In Case, you find it totally ridiculous for any men you know to meet these criteria…BLAME THE MEN, Not Me. *grins. THE TEST TO RUN:
It’s always the MEN who have their say on women. Agree or not, the Adam generation is actually far too judgmental. They have all the criteria ready for us ladies. When we sulk or cry too much, they got pissed off. They call us names. Not enuff with that; they are also being totally discriminative towards men women social beings. The men can sleep with many women, as they like. And when I asked them WHAT IF their partner does the same to them? They said this…It’s totally UNACCEPTABLE. Damn! Now I have enuff of that! What I’m about to write is almost totally innocent compared to what you guys have been doing to punish the female generation. I have figured out a few ways of SCANNING AND DETECTING the “almost unfound” eligible bachelor; JUST IN CASE, there are still a few left on this sphere called The Earth. I must give this warning first, because Just In Case, you find it totally ridiculous for any men you know to meet these criteria…BLAME THE MEN, Not Me. *grins. THE TEST TO RUN:
1. His Leadership : Can he even lead? A good leader knows when and how to be firm and get heard. He knows how to make the best decision and he knows how to differentiate personal matters and work. He stands by his own principals, follow the rules that he set. If he can’t be a leader, how would he face another day being a man? You tell me!
2. His Language: A decent man is called decent, mainly from how he brings himself; especially the words that come out from his mouth. He must Not swear and curse like some uncivilized home-sapien. Don’t present your degree certificate or anything when you can’t even use the correct language to speak to other people because a man that can’t even speak properly, He sure is not Likable to many – and you surely don’t want to hear all the curse and swear for the rest of your life. So, the men with bad language, COUNT THEM OUT!
3. His Manners: Manners are very important. He doesn’t need to be all that gentleman but he must care enuff to have A LOT of respect for other people. He can’t look at others as some piece of Sh*t just because they are at a lower rank compared to him. A man that raise his hands so easily just to show strength and manly power, is in fact, a total loser. A man like this will only bring embarrassment to you so say BYE BYE to him!
4. His ways of handling crises: Men shouldn’t get mad too easily. He must be in total control of his emotion because of the strength that God gave to men will end them up in trouble if they can’t use it well. This is the best time to see a lot of quality in a man. If he has patience and wisdom, he will handle a problem and solve it well. If a man goes haywire just because of a small problem…Uh-Oh…Bad sign!
5. His ways of managing money: VERY VERY IMPORTANT! A handsome man without money? Imagine! No matter what his career is, it’s not how much money he earns, but how well he manages it, how much he can save for his future. A man that has a lot of debts IS DANGEROUS! If borrowing money is a habit for him, this alone is a NO-NO. Does he spend like there’s no tomorrow? Buying expensive things beyond his means? You’re going to eat sand and rock if you pick a man like this. SEND HIM OUT THE DOOR! I MEAN, NOW!!!
6. His ways of treating the women in his life: Look at how he treats his mom, sisters and female friends. Does he respect them? If you like what you find out, then it’s a good sign that he will treat you at least as good as he treats them. Does he raise his voice and hand to women? Does he argue with them over small matters? If the man can’t even show proper respect to the women already in his life, it will be more proper for him to live in the jungle than live with you. So? What are you waiting for? DUMP HIM!
7. His ways of keeping his words: A man who likes to make promises is again, A pathetic Loser. We all know promises are hard to keep, so if he pours out the promises like running water, he must not be that serious about keeping and remembering them. This criteria is very important. If a man can’t be trusted for the words that come from his own mouth, he can’t be trusted for anything else. THAT’S FINAL! He can go out through the window, now! *Lols
Hahahahahahahahaahhaha. I had a good time laughing as I write those. I actually want to write more but I usually prefer to stop at number 7. I leave the rest to you ladies to make your own tests on the way to detect the eligible bachelor quality in a man. Of course, we don’t want to look for Mr. Perfect. Do you guys realize that I don’t put His Looks as one of the tests? See? I’m not being that harsh in my tests. Being handsome is a waste if you can’t even speak and act right, so…I don’t want to waste my time to even decide how handsome you are before I know you’re handsome in other areas. So ladies…good luck in your hunt for the eligible bachelor!
3. His Manners: Manners are very important. He doesn’t need to be all that gentleman but he must care enuff to have A LOT of respect for other people. He can’t look at others as some piece of Sh*t just because they are at a lower rank compared to him. A man that raise his hands so easily just to show strength and manly power, is in fact, a total loser. A man like this will only bring embarrassment to you so say BYE BYE to him!
4. His ways of handling crises: Men shouldn’t get mad too easily. He must be in total control of his emotion because of the strength that God gave to men will end them up in trouble if they can’t use it well. This is the best time to see a lot of quality in a man. If he has patience and wisdom, he will handle a problem and solve it well. If a man goes haywire just because of a small problem…Uh-Oh…Bad sign!
5. His ways of managing money: VERY VERY IMPORTANT! A handsome man without money? Imagine! No matter what his career is, it’s not how much money he earns, but how well he manages it, how much he can save for his future. A man that has a lot of debts IS DANGEROUS! If borrowing money is a habit for him, this alone is a NO-NO. Does he spend like there’s no tomorrow? Buying expensive things beyond his means? You’re going to eat sand and rock if you pick a man like this. SEND HIM OUT THE DOOR! I MEAN, NOW!!!
6. His ways of treating the women in his life: Look at how he treats his mom, sisters and female friends. Does he respect them? If you like what you find out, then it’s a good sign that he will treat you at least as good as he treats them. Does he raise his voice and hand to women? Does he argue with them over small matters? If the man can’t even show proper respect to the women already in his life, it will be more proper for him to live in the jungle than live with you. So? What are you waiting for? DUMP HIM!
7. His ways of keeping his words: A man who likes to make promises is again, A pathetic Loser. We all know promises are hard to keep, so if he pours out the promises like running water, he must not be that serious about keeping and remembering them. This criteria is very important. If a man can’t be trusted for the words that come from his own mouth, he can’t be trusted for anything else. THAT’S FINAL! He can go out through the window, now! *Lols
Hahahahahahahahaahhaha. I had a good time laughing as I write those. I actually want to write more but I usually prefer to stop at number 7. I leave the rest to you ladies to make your own tests on the way to detect the eligible bachelor quality in a man. Of course, we don’t want to look for Mr. Perfect. Do you guys realize that I don’t put His Looks as one of the tests? See? I’m not being that harsh in my tests. Being handsome is a waste if you can’t even speak and act right, so…I don’t want to waste my time to even decide how handsome you are before I know you’re handsome in other areas. So ladies…good luck in your hunt for the eligible bachelor!
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