One of my customers dropped by at my office yesterday. She had her Majlis Bersanding 2 days before. As usual, I had to entertain her even though I was so busy doing my work. I asked her, “So how was your majlis? Was everything good?” She gave a positive answer but her face told otherwise. Omigawd…did something go wrong? Her face said so! I expected that maybe she would say anything about the guests that had turned up, or maybe some little embarrassing incidents, or maybe some arguments about the budget and stuff like that. The least I expected that she actually complained about her MAKE-UPS! Omigawd! Hehehehehehe
“Mekap saya bukan main tebal lagi. Bedak sampai berapa inci. Biasalah, pengantin memang kena macam tu”, she finally explained her funny expression. And she was actually blushing as she said that. “Sepa make-up kau?”, I asked. Then she told me it was her mom. My mind ran quick to a conversation that I had years ago about the same thing. I remember that we asked our friend to show us her wedding pictures. She refused to. She could only describe that “her make-ups was thick as can be” *Lols. Omigawd. Make-ups again. And I remember making a little arguments that time with that particular friend. I said, “Ya kan, why always mcm tu ah? Why mesti mekap tebal2 masa sanding tu? Dulu masa my teacher kawin pun, dekat tidak kenal sudah muka dia masa tengok di album kawin dia.” Terus that friend jawab me…”Memang macam tu”. Perkataan “Memang macam tu” seolah-olah sudah kena rekod, tinggal kana main balik ja. Bikin panas punya jawapan. Heheheheheheehe :P. Then sia membantah la…sia cakap…”Apa pula mimang mcm tu? Itu manusia ba mekap tu. Kasi kurang sikit la ba. Bukan tu mekap pandai tebal sendiri, melainkan itu urg yg buat,” sia cakap. *Lols. Ada lagi kunu menyahut dari penjuru yg lain, “Mimang macam tu!” Deiiiii!!!! SUDAH!!! Boring sia sama jawapan dorang tu! Inda funny ka tu guys? Betul2 mau jua dibawa begaduh ba dorang ni!!!! Hahaahahahahaha. SIA NDA PUAS ATI!!!! Kamurang tau kaa… memandangkan sia mempertahankan pendirian sia yg itu tangan mak andam dorang tu yg punya silap sebab kasi tebal tu mekap…last2 dorang cakap mcm ni sama sia… “NANTI MASA KAU KAWIN KAU SENDIRI MEKAP LA!!!” Wahahahahaahahahahahahahahah Kurang Asam betul.
Jan kamurang pikir sia kalah woo…I didn’t lose the battle. Pikir la ba sendiri. Walaupun itu majlis bersanding yang cuma sekali dalam hidup, tidak semestinya ketebalan bedak dan mekap tu pun jenis yang “sekali dalam hidup” punya. Paham? *Lols. Kalau kamurang cakap, “Mimang macam tu” Ok Fine, I don’t mind. Tapi apa kes pula sampai kamu sendiri MALU sama muka kamu masa tu sampai gambar kahwin pun kamu terpaksa tapuk dari org tinguk gara2 muka kamu tu dekat nda kenal? Kepada bakal2 bride, sia cadangkan sama kamu supaya, BE IN CONTROL of how GOOD YOU WANT TO LOOK. Itu majlis bersejarah kamu, jangan kamu ikut suka itu tukang mekap saja. Kalau kamu rasa muka kamu sudah jadi tu mcm opera cina, TULUNG BUKA MULUT suruh dia adjust balik! Paham? (Sia geram bai ni ging!) Jangan pula bila abis majlis, sudah jadi gambar, dan kamu malu tinguk mekap kamu sana…senang2 pula cakap sama org, “Mimang macam tu.” Haiya!!!!!!!!!!!! Tulungla!!! *Lols. Sia GERAM ba sama brides yang inda tau apa yg dorang mau, Hey, it’s your own wedding day, ok? Walaupun siapa kamu yg baca ni, sia kenal kamu ka inda, sia mau kamu semua kelihatan paling jelita ba di wedding kamu. Kalau masa wedding tu pengapit kau tepijak gaun kau ka, di cincin terjatuh ka…at least tu hal semua nda sengaja. Jangan sampai mekap kamu yg bikin malu tu pula yg kamu mau ingat sampai bila2. Paham ka? So now you know. Jangan lagi guna itu excuse, “Mimang macam tu” sebab sia akan kubit kamurang satu2 kalau itu la kamurang cakap. Ishh geram eh! (Hahahahahahahahahha)
BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE ON YOUR WEDDING DAY…ERR…EASY ON THE MAKE-UPS PLEASE. *giggles.
1 comment:
huhuh...one of my friend had her own HUSBAND kasi mekap dia on their wedding day because the groom said tukang mekap dia teruk tul..mcm chinese opera dia bilang...hahahahha~
I go for natural look..worst coming to worst, biar sa sendiri amik tu mekap sapu2..at least nampak muka sendiri...ni kalau suda kena paitong tu muka 5 inci..tu cermin pun picah oooooo~~~~~~~~~
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