256, "The Attorney"

*giggles. Attorney is a peguam bela, right. No, that's far from my profession. But it becomes a jolokan yg my friend gives me because of this attitude of mine. I'll let you know in a bit.

Okay, this is what it is. As what attorney means roughly, someone who defends the accused. That's what I do. At first I didn't realize I've been doing this. Until another and another person came up with the same commentary about HOW I DEFEND PEOPLE yang jadi subject dalam cerita orang lain, especially when the person yg jadi subject tu tiada di situ. YES, I DO THIS.

I remember when my dad was mumbling about something related to my sis-in-law, which I thought caused by some misunderstanding. Before I said anything, my dad knew I was gonna defend her. "Kau mimang selalu backup dia. Macam la semua benda dia bikin tu betul." Okay, that's one. And then another scenario at work, again, the same sentence by a different person , "Mesti kau mau backup dia ni kan?" referring to another person yg tiada dalam di sana. EXACTLY. I back up people who can't do it themselves because they are not there. 

Selama ni, sia selalu fikir diri sia buli tahan juga a Negative thinker. I always think of the other possibility What If things didn't turn out the way we plan. Sia sentiasa consider itu option yang we could have failed but I don't necessarily let that stop me from doing something. Tapi sia akan point out Apa akan jadi Sekiranya A tidak terjadi. So I could be a kill-joy juga actually. Until someday my only sis-in-law talked to my mom about "every family has that positive person" and she directly said I am the positive person in the family. Masa tu it made me think. Positive ka pula sia ni? Ini contohnya.

Contohnya dorang sedang discuss about someone and benda jahat yang dia buat, and usually when orang lain sibuk condemn orang tu, muncul lah sia sebagai Penyelamat. Hahahaha. Sia akan bikin kerja ni tanpa dirancang. Biasanya berlaku sekiranya:

1. Sia rasa no one there yang betul2 pasti apa yang dorg cakap pasal si tertuduh

2. Sia rasa orang terlalu cepat menghakimi si tertuduh dan dorang cuma having fun bashing orang tu sedangkan penilaian dorg tidak cukup bukti dan dorang tidak kisah about it. For them as long as there's a topik of bashing someone, it just feels fun to do it

3. Sia rasa org tu Mungkin betul bikin jahat seperti yg orang cakap, tapi dia ada sebab lain di sebalik perbuatan dia yang kami semua tidak tau

So biasanya, cara sia Defend si tertuduh adalah membentangkan hujah2 possibility kenapa si tertuduh membuat sesuatu kejahatan tu. Yang usually piss my friends off, adalah dorang mau sia tidak fikir banyak dan bersubahat secara membabi buta, sokong dorang dan tolong bash sama2 supaya dorang feel good especially when orang tu is someone they don't like. But sia selalunya tidak jadi Pak Turut dalam acara mem-bashing secara berjemaah ni. Sebab sia rasa IT'S UNFAIR dan kalau pun mau bashing, sia mau dorang pertimbangkan juga beberapa perkara yang sia bangkitkan supaya dorang jangan terlampau pasti pasal verdict dorang tu cos THEY COULD BE WRONG once they know the truth. Which means sia bukan mau jadi angel di antara dorang, sia mau dorang bergossip tu biar kena pada tempatnya. Maksudnya, setakat apa yg kita pasti dia bikin, boleh lah kita cakap. Jangan bikin sambungan cerita dongeng yg kasi sedap cerita, cos sia rasa kita orang dewasa, perlu ada unsur2 kematangan sikit. Hahahaha. Wow do I start to sound annoying ka? Mimang Dasar ATTORNEY betul si 256 tu kan! Kin PANASSS. Hahahaha

Tapi jangan heran. Pernah juga sia skip jadi attorney. When my friend notified me, "Eh, nda pula kau membela kali ni ah?" when sia bulat2 menyokong makian dorang terhadap satu tertuduh ni. I forgot who and why, but I think masa tu sia sudah tau crime tu manusia memang dia buat. So, I don't do my Attorney job untuk kes2 begitu ya. Hahahahahaa

So apa macam ni perangai, ok ka nda? Sia rasa menjadi si Attorney dalam setiap gossip tu menjadikan sia membawa Aura rasional dalam sesuatu group tu. Kalau sia ada, at least dorang tau gossip-time kami ada watcher yang akan mengawal sejauh mana teruknya dorang mau membawang. They know I will disagree on certain things kalau dorang terlampau membash. They know sia bukan Pak Turut yang akan buat2 buduh asalkan semua happy. 

Tapi sia kena buat something, iaitu mau jadi Attorney pun, Jangan OVER. Hahahahaha. Kena tengok tempat juga dan especially kalau sama senior2, nanti org pissed and nampak macam sia tunjuk tambirang bah. Cos bukan sia nda pernah dengar orang cakap "si 256 ni kalau bercakap, macam dia ja betul" Yeah yeah I know some of you think that way but I know juga yang sia Tidak sentiasa betul. Kalau sia terover, means it's just Manusia bukan sempurna. Ah, bestkan kasi end ayat begitu. Suddenly you can't argue anymore. Hahahahaha.

Ok, the end. Thanks sama orang2 yang visit hari2 pegi check post2 sia yg lama2. Sia tau bah, cuma sia inda tau kamurang sepa. Adaka kamu kawan Fb sia atau just blog readers sia yang sia nda kenal. Ndapa, one day maybe we'll find out...Hehe